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Jane Fonda is a Bitch!

So I'm surfing the internet the other day, when I find a
piece dedicated to "Hanoi Jane". Now, I'm a child of
the'80s, and she never came up in conversation with my
parents. Of course, I'm sure it's because My dad would
have gotten pissed at the mention of her name. Well, since
I love gettin' pissed... here comes a rant.

America Sucks. I know that. We are a nation of
irresponsible people. We don't want to take the blame for
our actions, choosing instead to place fault on society, on
our parents, whatever. It really boils down to us. I'm
antisocial. I am. Why? Because of how I was treated as
a child. But, I could forgive them if I wanted to. I merely
choose not to, because I love having the excuse to get
pissed off.

HOWEVER, As much as America today sucks, we are by far and large the best country on this planet. The Ideals of Freedom to which we subscribe are the epitome of a potentially utopian civilization. Forget that people complain about Sexual Harrassment, forget that some people don't like dirty jokes, forget about racism, bigotry, and crime... We are a free nation! We are supposed to be able to say whatever we want, without fear of oppression! We have the ability to choose our jobs, our lifestyles! If you mess up, the government is behind you, and will get you on your feet. Okay, great, just don't abuse the system, and America will be, forever, the land of golden opportunity!

I'm willing to die for my country. As much as I hate it's constituents, as much hatred as I have, I was willing to risk my life and enlist in the army, to better myself, and if need be, sacrifice my soul to God and Country.

And this bitch, this fucking blonde bimbo, in one of the bloodiest conflicts in history, where american soldiers just like me fought to sustain the American Ideal, had the audacity to denounce our actions. What's worse, In her mind she painted us as criminals!

Visiting P.O.W. Camps, and observing the treatment of our Service Members, She committed Treason. She sold out to enemies of the country, people who would invite soldiers into their villages, praise us as the fighters who would free them from Communist oppression, give us food and shelter, and then in the night, slit our throats from ear to ear, take our stuff, and hide the bodies, only to lure in the next platoon of soldiers so that the Americans would keep dying the same way.

When doing walkthroughs of POW Camps, she met up with soldiers, and shook their hands. These soldiers palmed little pieces of paper into her hand, each containing their social security #. After finishing her walk, and admonishing us for bombing these people, she took these slips of paper, and dumped them at the Vietnamese Commanders feet! Our soldiers were beaten in front of her with bamboo canes. That was Hanoi Jane's Idea of "Humane Treatment"

Fuck you Bitch, I hope you die. I hope you die painfully and slowly. I hope you are captured by ex-convict gang members, and then raped, repeatedly. After that, I hope they take your abused body, and strap a cage of infected rats to your chest. Then, when you go to hell, where you belong, the knowledge that you will burn for an eternity calms my nerves, and I'll sleep better at night,

Oh, and I know why Ted Turner married you, it's an easy answer. Dumb fuckin' sluts like you are probably pretty good in the sack, and with that much money, Hot sex was the only thing he needed.