| Okay, Listen up, you panzy-ass Hippie. We aren't going to solve world hunger, pollution isn't going to end, and as far as the ozone layer, well, I hate to tell you this, but... IT"S NOT HARMFULL! Every day of your life, you are bombarded with TONS OF RADIATION from space. It goes right through the ozone layer, through the smog, and passes THROUGH THE PLANET! It's been hitting this planet since DAY #1. Now, as far as World peace... Not happening, not today, not tomorrow, not in the near future, not even in the next Millenium. Okay? I don't care how hopeful YOU may be, the Iraqis STILL believe that it would be sacreligious to stop killing people. Until the Right wing Liberals, the Left wing Bible Freaks, The far-left Muslims, and the Ultra Conservative Rush Limbaugh Die-hards out there get together and decide that we are all going to get along... we won't. To give you an Idea of how likely that is, well, all religions I've encountered have one thing in common, they all believe that "they" are the "correct" religion, while everyone else has a "wrong" religion, and must be converted over. The Muslim Death fanatics are extremists, they strap bombs onto their chests, and blow themselves up, thereby turning themselves into marters, and guaranteeing themselves a place in their version of Heaven... (which I conveniently forget the name of) Christians are just as bad, but in a different way, by shoving their thoughts down your throat. Using T-shirts, banners, stickers, license plate covers, they ensure that their message is seen by everyone. What I want to know is, how come only the christians want to do this? Why aren't there any t-shirts saying "Go Hollah fo' Allah". Or, a plain Tshirt saying, "It's a ZEN thing"? Why is it that the Christians have this burning desire to ensure that the entire world is painfully aware of their fanatacism? What, you Honestly think that there is a Soul in the United States who hasn't heard of God? Are you Fucking stupid? It's IMPOSSIBLE. Okay, maybe there's some guy named Habib in Southern Africa who doesn't know, but I PROMISE you, WHOLEHEARTEDLY, that In the United States, WE"VE ALL HEARD IT! WE DON'T NEED YOUR STUPID T-SHIRTS TO ALERT US TO THE PRESENCE OF THE DIVINE! "I Pledge Allegiance, to the flag, of the United States of America... and to the republic for which it stands. One Nation, Under God, Indivisible, with Liberty and Justice for all." Sound Familiar? Take note of the 2nd line, 11th word... God. It's in the PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE. As Americans, we KNOW what that means... We aren't thinking that it's merely a gross misspelling of "Hot-dog", so, WE'VE HEARD IT! Faith is Divine. It's esoteric, hard to understand if you don't have it, and by shoving it down our throats, YOU ARE PUSHING US AWAY FROM IT! If people are ready to accept, than THEY WILL. If they are not, well, then you will merely piss them off. I've SEEN IT HAPPEN! Now, my God-loving friends, here is a thought which should shake you to the very core of you Mortal body... With all these Opinions, I believe that God Exists. I believe, and know. (although, my specifics will differ greatly from your biblicly indoctrinated minds) I merely Accept God, and God's glory, power, wisdom, and message, which tells right from wrong, how to treat others, and tells you how to be a decent human being. I have made Devout followers out of Heathens... I merely present the message when the time is appropriate, when the person needs to hear the truth, and when they will be willing to listen. People are tired of you coming to thier doors, waving little pamphlets, or giving directions to "your service". It's become a Comedic joke, people do it in Sitcoms, to get laughs, because everyone relates to being harrassed by the Clergy. Wow, isn't that frightening? Peace out, boyz and girlz... Keep the faith, love thy neighbor, and send me MONEY! WOOHOO! Yeah! (just Kidding) |