| Cameron Bean Proudly Presents: POSTCARDS FROM THE EDGE OF SOCIETY! Postcard #9 (collect 'em all) (21 November, Year -173 PA) Once again, Mad props to New York. Firefighters deserve credit. Much hate to my man Osama over yonder. May Afghanistan become the testing ground for our newest nuclear missiles. Death to the rag-heads. Am I racist? Yes. It's either us or them. They want us to die. If we do not kill them all, then the survivors will attempt to pursuade others to agree with them. And that shouldn't be too hard, the middle east has hated America for a long time, probably ever since we decided to leave Britain. Well I'm proud of my Heritage. My Ancestors were Rebel Colonists, pioneers of the American Attitude, "Stick it to the Man". That's right. America is about saying "F--- You Buddy! And F--- the boat that you came in on!" "We don"t need your stinking King! And we DAMN sure refuse to pay taxes on the money you're making from our resources" -The Edge |