| Cameron Bean Proudly Presents: POSTCARDS FROM THE EDGE OF SOCIETY! Postcard #8 (collect 'em all) (29 September, Year -173 PA) So, as I'm in the middle of setting up the first meeting ever, of procrastinators anonymous, I'm looking at the list of applicants. I realise that none of them really qualify, as they obviously didn't procrastinate very hard, and they really need more work on technique. Yeah, only real-life actual procrastinators get into my club. Not only that, but it has the added bonus of meaning that I don't really have to work at setting up that meeting for a few more weeks, and being as busy as I am sneaking away from work and all I could use the time to look at the tragic mess which is my room, and plan to start on a system of "clutter management". I guess I'll have to go get some paper, and some really good pens to kinda help brainstorm, but, getting off base is a real hassle, so, I'll do it tomorrow. Then again, tomorrow, I'm working at the hospital door, (I dunno, I guess they figure some terrorist with a hundred pounds of plastique explosives strapped to his chest will attempt to blow up the ambulance squad. Further more amusing, is the idea that I'll be able to stop him armed only with my scathing wit and charming smile. Oh yeah, that's gonna fuckin work! Write my ass off as a "combat loss" So, I guess Tomorrow is a no-go, meaning I'll have to delegate that to Monday. Monday I'm getting my BDU's cleaned, so, god only knows when I'll have the time. And yes, I know the Links page (see below) (in purple) looks ugly as hell. Fuck you. Quit calling my cell phone to nag me about it... you think that voice mail is free? -The Edge |