| Welcome to the Beginning of the Internet! |
| What Is "The Internet"? The internet is a wonderful tool. Through it you can access a huge library of topics. Many are also easy to find. Today's internet can be fast, friendly, and more fun than a Barn burning party. I remember this one time in High School, a bunch of us got together and Burned down one of our teachers' barns. We stole some 50 gallons of gasoline, 21 quarts of Oil, (and Five styrofoam gas-station 30 oz soda machine cups full of it) 63 pints of Hungarian Moonshine, 7 runaway girlscouts, 1 bag of potatoes weighing 5.23Lbs, A dead woodchuck, 14 bottles of Crown Royal, A Steam-Train, 6 boxes of Latex Gloves, 7 inches of surgical Tubing, 2 Michigan State Police License Plates, A guy named Timmy, One leather Bullwhip, 3 cows, All the Asbestos we could rip out of the Band Room, A set of Football lights, A "TV 7" News Van, 5 broken CB Radios, A Kirby Vacuum Cleaner, 2 jars of Applesauce (plain), a strip of Beryllium from the Chemistry Lab, and 1 Monster Truck tire... Oh man, that was a hoot an' a holler! Yes, the internet is a wonderful thing. |