| Postcards from the Edge of Society #5!!! (collect 'em all) 3 January, Y2Cam1 The Pledge of Quality: Sometimes someone tries to be cool, or they try to be smart, or they try to be funny... When that happens, it shows. Humor is an artform, and inspirational writing is esoteric... It's not a science, either it's there or it's not. There is no math equation you can use to make it, you can't force it to be there, it's all or nothing. My pledge to you... In the name of change, for the sake of change, I'll do nothing... The Postcards are Sacrosanct, and as such, If I spend 5 days trying to write a new one, only to come up with so much drivel, then the words shant see the light of day. If I can't provide you with the same quality of writing, the same essence, and continually push the limits of Internet Underground Guerrilla Wordplay, then I'll stop. You just have to be true to yourself, you know? And to everyone who's ever "sold out" to society, or to the almighty buck, well, I can't say it aloud. Although, I will say that If I ever get the chance to write a book of useless cliche'd prose, just to make a few measly bucks, well SIGN ME THE HELL UP! Hey, I'm not going to lie to you kids... I HAVE a price, I CAN be bought!!! For the cost of a Best-Seller Media-Hyped Novell... hell, I'd even appear in commercials for Microsoft, or, even POKEMON! Hell yeah baby! The Almighty Dollar is IT! Keep it Real Kidz Cameron E Bean THE |>R()|)|GY!!! |