jafu

Many years ago the 32 years old General Darewai Kuuku-Zittozinani finally got his proof of being a member of "the Emperor's Council of Most Worthy Military" (ECMWM). The half Japan, half Italian man had been working hard to reach this far, and now, he had finally reached here. To celebrate this, he went to a nice sushi-resaurant nearby, and bought the finest sushi that could be ever found in whole Japan.

Two weeks after his rise, he got a phonecall from general Kanatomoto, who said he should be comming to the military base at once, to start his first mission, the "ichi-ichi". The meaning with this was to go train acting as high-rang-leaders-over-the-actions-the-other-soliders had to do. It went all fine that far, but when they took a trip over the mountains, he happened to walk on a loose stone, and he fell of from the cliff. He just happened to reach the edge of the cliff, and he was now hanging there. One of the generals walked to him and just stood there watching him in annoyance. After a while he said the words, general Kuuko never will forget:
"Kuuko, your time is over, either we or the emperor have no need for you anymore, you have been our little test-object. To make it easy for you forgetting it, we will just take your life away"
Then he kicked general Kuuko in his head, which made him lose his grip of the cliff and fell down towards the ground. No one heard anything from him after that day.

A several years after that, strange things started to happen arount Japan. The emperor was almost killed by a ninja one night, the leader of ECMWM's car was blown up, when his friends were in it, and a couple of things were stolen from many of the shinto shrines around. The police were so confused they did not know what to do.

The streets of Tokyo Awayotu-district were calm and there was no rush at all. But from nowhere HE appeared.. A man in black clothes just appeared from the subway and warned the japans of what was going to happen, if they did not see him as the general of the world.
"People in Tokyo. People in Japan. I am World-General Da-Ku, your new emperor, and new ruler, of the world. Many things have happened the last months, and that is just a weak example of what I am going to do, if you ignore my warnings. Thrust me, I am no joke"
The man disappeared within a cloud of smoke.

What had happened all these days before Da-Ku's appearence, is a very strange story. Miracolous general Kuuko survived the fall from the mountain. He sworn he should revenge this, by attacking the japanese population and the emperor. He started to spy outside the military bases, disguised as a ninja, and he founda guy that had been thrown out of the base without any reason. Private Asa Ikoshi. Asa had been dreaming of being a captain and to be able to revenge his rival for annoying him about his way to speak. General Kuuko suddenly got an idea. With this energic and vindictive private Asa, he could get the power over the world, and the revenge at Japan.

He gave himselft the name World-General Da-Ku, Da; short for Darewai, and Ku; short for Kuuko. Zittozinani he should keep secret until the final revenge.
He built a secret base around the mountains where he fell from the cliff, to symbolize the reincarnation of general Darewai. To thank Asa for his support, he gave him the name General Asa, but Asa, he wanted to be called Captain Asa, and Da-Ku gave him that name instead.

Da-Ku's goal was to find enough people that did not like the emperor or the military somehow, and that should help him destroy and revenge these. And by treating people and showing his evil powers, he have been forcing many people to join him. After he got a lot "members", he decided to give his "union of people" a name. JAFU - Japanese Anti-Friendly Union. That was the name, the name that should bring fear to the world. And this is where our story about Tsu San and his friends against JAFU, begin..........

If you would wish to join the JAFU, that is a GOOD choice. We have great need of you. But make sure you have the following criterias:

* You must HATE the emperor that much, that you will join us to crush him and take controll     over Japan.
* You must BE anger itself. Else, we will, against your will, brainwash you, so you wont have    any feelings, and that way, no obstacles in your missions.
* You must LIVE in Japan, otherwise you wont have any idea about where we are working       or what we REALLY fight for.
* You must LEARN the words of JAFU; "Crush and destroy or lose and suffer"

If you still feel you want to join us, then you should go and find one of our secret offices somewhere around Japan. I, Da-Ku and my workers, scientists, and generals, wish you a pleasent day, and good luck in your search.
    Remember! Only those who are ABLE to find us, are WORTHY to join us.

Codenumber: 01
Code name: Da-Ku
Full Name: Darewai Kuuko Zittozinani
Birthplace: Milano, Italy
Birthdate: 13th February, 1949
Haircolor: Red
Height: 1,90 m
Weight: 80 kg
To notice: Dark voice, very tall, italian accent

Codenumber: 02
Code name: N.A.K.I.M.U.S.H.I.
Full Name: Naome Takamotichi
Birthplace: Osaka, Japan
Birthdate: 2nd October, 1963
Haircolor: Green
Height: 1,53 m
Weight: 52 kg
To notice: Deep voice, short

Codenumber: 003
Code name: I.K.A.R.A.
Full Name: Kunta Ayamoto
Birthplace: Kyoto, Japan
Birthdate: 19th June, 1969
Haircolor: Purple
Height: 1,70 m
Weight: 67 kg
To notice: VERY aggressive, broken nose, badly formed chin

Codenumber: 004
Code name: A.T.A.M.A.B.A.N.A.N.A.
Full Name: Ayaya Chengtaung
Birthplace: Taipei, Taiwan
Birthdate: 1st December, 1979
Haircolor: Black
Height: 1,42 m
Weight: 71 kg
To notice: Speaks poor japanese, hard to understand with his "ching"-sounds in his sentences

Codenumber: 005
Code name: S.E.N.N.O.U.
Full Name: Mikao Aratsukatsu
Birthplace: Los Angeles, California, USA
Birthdate: 8th August, 1983
Haircolor: White
Height: 1,62 m
Weight: 69 kg
To notice: Short, low age, acts "non-natural", american accent

Codenumber: 006
Code name: B.A.I.G.A.K.U.
Full Name: Asa Ikoshi
Birthplace: Tokyo, Japan
Birthdate: 3rd January, 1960
Haircolor: Black
Height: 1,80 m
Weight: 68 kg
To notice: Have lost many teeth due to military trainings, snakelike voice, hard to understand, bad pronouncing

This place is made in honor to the (old) Founder of the JAFU; father of Da-Ku, due to his sudden death, the 20th September, 2001.
    Ravioli Yuugure-Zittozinani (1921-2001)
    We pray for you, we and the kami will always be with you, and never forget you.
   Oshitsubushi, yabuko wa shika, mate ha oshinai, soshite kuru shiminasai.

Codenumber: 007
Code name: K.Y.O.O.N.I.
Full Name: Rokiru Fuji
Birthplace: unknown
Birthdate: unknown
Haircolor: Yellow
Height: 1,52 m
Weight: 46 kg
To notice: Quiet, does not speak much, no feelings, not acting to be popular, blond-like hair, short and small.