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Titanic
By Daniel A. Campisi
    This movie has the honor of being the movie I created Chicken Hell for.  I still cannot believe this hunk of crap is the highest grossing movie of all time.  And why?  Why do I hate "The Boat Movie" so much?  There are many reasons: 
1.  It was boring as hell, and didn't start getting good till the end.
2.  Leonardo Dicraprio cannot act his way out of a paper bag.
3.  There was little to no plot!  Hear me out on this.  Here is the plot of Titanic:  There was a boat and it sank.  There were people on board who died.  The end!  WTF?!?  That's not a plot, it's a history lesson.
4.  There was also no character development outside of Dicraprio and Winslet, so all we had at the end were a bunch of dead extras.  Whoop de do!
5.  IT WAS NOT A TRUE STORY!  Sure there are true elements to it, but almost everything else was fiction.  I can't count how many teeny-bopper Leo worshippers have tried to argue with me that this movie was good cause it's a true story.
     I really really really dislike this movie.  It was plotless, characterless, and had very very bad acting.  Not to say I hated everything about it though... the special effects were decent, but once again FX only add to a movie not make them.
I want my 7 bucks back. 
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