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| Titanic | |||||||||||||||||||
| By Daniel A. Campisi | |||||||||||||||||||
| This movie has the honor of being the movie I created Chicken Hell for. I still cannot believe this hunk of crap is the highest grossing movie of all time. And why? Why do I hate "The Boat Movie" so much? There are many reasons: 1. It was boring as hell, and didn't start getting good till the end. 2. Leonardo Dicraprio cannot act his way out of a paper bag. 3. There was little to no plot! Hear me out on this. Here is the plot of Titanic: There was a boat and it sank. There were people on board who died. The end! WTF?!? That's not a plot, it's a history lesson. 4. There was also no character development outside of Dicraprio and Winslet, so all we had at the end were a bunch of dead extras. Whoop de do! 5. IT WAS NOT A TRUE STORY! Sure there are true elements to it, but almost everything else was fiction. I can't count how many teeny-bopper Leo worshippers have tried to argue with me that this movie was good cause it's a true story. I really really really dislike this movie. It was plotless, characterless, and had very very bad acting. Not to say I hated everything about it though... the special effects were decent, but once again FX only add to a movie not make them. I want my 7 bucks back. |
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