The 8th Wonder of the World:

IMissMST3K: The very short police officer never could catch drug addicts due to his inability to effectively check pupils	Geier: Affectionately known to the staff as "The Jesus Of Floor 3", to the Chief of Staff he was just "Mr. Pennywinkle".	Generik: Handshake No Evil and Screw No Evil await the arrival of their buddy, Breastfeed No Evil.
Generik: Video from They Might Be Brandos "Make a Little Teahouse of the August Moon in Your Seoul."	Loodvig: "Harvey!! You must've visited 3-Mile Island again - I can see ya!"	Xexus: ... as if it would
Anthai: "Ey, you don't like it? At least it ain't no RUSSIAN sub! Badabing!"	threeamigos: As you can see, the pipe scum mocks our EVERY attempt!!!!	DairaiDuran: Thank God for the director's cut of the Abyss. Now we can see the chilling "banana peel" scene in all it's glory...!
soth: "And this finger I'm giving you is from your Aunt Noreen, who says 'F*ck you, you never payed me back, mother-f*cker!'"	GersonK: Damn Disney and their hidden Mickeys	soth: San Francisco in the morning.
ripwrinkle: Chit! I forgot about the picket fence!	sergy: The hard to find issue were Mr. Wilson disembowells dennis the menice.	Dog_Star: "Naw, I quit that business. Just too many elves and it was always so damned cold!"
PaganFlux: "...children, sell them on the black market, move to Venezuela, change your name to Pepe and take in a ballgame on ESPN. Ah, life is good."	:	: