This English script is taken directly from the subtitles on the Japanese DVD release. Provided for personal use only.
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Haruko
They've got us surrounded.
Naota
They've got a sniper. Someone fired on me from long range.
Haruko
Snipers are a real hassle.
Naota
We're pinned down.
Haruko
We've got to break out.
Naota
All right, I'll be the decoy. You wait here until it's safe...
Haruko
What do you think I'd do? It's your fight, not mine! Die for the sake of our love!
Naota and Sigekuni watching TV
TV
My God! I'm just a bullet fired from a gun. You can't die! Hey, what's with all these pigeons? They're coming after us!
Naota
What do you think you're doing?!
Kamon
Well, Haruko won't play along with me.
Haruko
Not in a hundred thousand years, you lecherous old monkey!
Kamon
Oh, you wound me, Haruko!
Naota
What are you dressed like that for?
Kamon
Ah, you mean the red jacket, ala the second TV series? Heh. Do you prefer the blue jacket from the first series, or Castle of Cagliostro? You've got taste, I must confess. But Mr. Monkey himself says that the red jacket is the correct one, so this is how it has to be. Whether he likes it or not. Hey Naota, Where are you going? Naota!
Haruko
What? Me have personal feelings for him? No way! That's not why I haven't completed my mission yet. The N.O. channel is still open. It's not a question of how I feel about it... Aw, the signal's breaking up. Oops, did you hear that?
Naota
Hurry up and get dressed. Do you have a boyfriend?
Haruko
Why?
Naota
Well, you could just put on regular clothes, you know.
Haruko
Haruko's Guitar Studio; where you can master the instrument in one millisecond!
Naota
I bet aren't going to understand this either.
Haruko
If you can play guitar, you'll seem very grown up! The girls will be all over you!
Naota
Say what?
Haruko
Like such J-Pop bands as Yuzu, or 19, or O-Sama, or Watana-Baby, or Kaji Hideki!
Naota
One of those doesn't fit with the others, you know.
Haruko
You've got to stand taller than that if you want to succeed! Jimi Hendrix and all the other greats waved their guitars around like this!
Naota
What so you think you're doing?! It's dangerous to wave it around like that.
Haruko
Show me again how you use your guitar. You know, the way you did it before.
Naota
Not interested.
Haruko
You need to grow up.
Naota
Look who's talking!
Haruko
Oh... Ta!
Naota
No, it's the horn.
Haruko
It's stirring?
Naota
Yes, I mean, no...
Haruko
I've kissed you lots of times.
Naota
No, it's the horns fault!
Haruko
It's so big... and hard... and big!
Kamon
That does it Naota. How dare you go and do these things behind my back...
Naota
That's not the issue right now...
Kamon
Very well, Naota. I challenge you to a duel for Haruko!
Haruko
We accept!
Kamon
Huh...? For you, Haruko, I have this weapon!
Title - Burabure
Fields
Kamon
Oh, come on, son.
Naota
Will you cut that out!
Kamon
If you just sit there being frightened, you'll lose Haruko to me.
Haruko
No! No! You must protect me, Ta!
Naota
Let go of me already!
Naota
Don't hide behind me! These things hurt when they hit!
Kitsurubami
Target acquired and in range. Blue! It's the blue!
Amarao
Not the red huh? You're sure it's the blue? ...Whatever. We'll get after the fact authorization from Medical Mechanica. What matters is that we finish the job ourselves, and keep them from any further involvement. I've got work to do so make it snappy. But stylish with a sense of mature charm, I guess you might say. If we blow this, Medical Mechanica will get involved in a big way. Look, ignore Ruharu, because otherwise things will just get messier. Hang on until I get there. Hey make it grown up, the kind of look that will make an old female acquaintance think "Oh, how manly", when she sees it. It's part of my plan to make myself seem more mature. Hey have you got any of that sweet stuff for me? I'd really like the sweetest ones you've got, the sickeningly sweet ones.
Kamon
Naota, really, you're so na�ve.
Kitsurubami
They're just playing around. They're really stupid. I think I can handle this by myself. Huh, what did he mean by "an old female acquaintance"?
Naota
Quit goofing around and give me a hand!
Haruko
But all I've got is this...
Naota
This is a survival game! You brought the wrong equipment!
Haruko
Games in the morning, games in the evening... Hey, this could be bad...
Naota
I sure showed you!
Kitsurubami
Blue. Blue. Cobalt blue... and a blue fish in Japanese is a Saba!
Haruko
Sabbatarian!
Mamimi
Actually, that's a common misconception.
Kamon
It's all up to you now TV Boy!
Naota
Only one to go! Ammo, ammo, ammo... Three loads and that's it. What are you looking at me like that for? That is it!
Masashi
Naota, are you OK?
Gaku
Is he dead? Dismembered even?
Eri
Are you hurt?
Naota
No, no problem... I'm used to this sort of treatment. What's with all this?
Masashi
I got a part time job making deliveries.
Naota
A job, but you're still in grade school.
Masashi
No problem I stick strictly to the riverside roads, so no one's going to find out.
Naota
And you do this all the time?
Eri
That looks cool.
Naota
Eh? It's... not what you think.
Eri
It's a toy, right? Does it shoot anything?
Naota
Look it's really... Just a second. Kanchi, go get me something to drink! Make sure it's not too sour!
Gaku
Hey Naota, have you heard?
Naota
Heard what?
Gaku
The rumors.
Naota
Rumors, what rumors? What's going on?
Gaku
Word is that it was you who saved the town when the satellite was going to crash into it the other day. And there was that business at school too...
Masashi
So the word is that you're controlling that robot, you know?
Naota
So there's that much talk going around huh? Well, I guess there's nothing for it then...
Masashi
You control that robot? You operate it?
Gaku
You do? Honestly? Truly? That's incredible!
Haruko
It sure is.
Naota
Knock it off already!
Gaku
Hey, it's the kissing girl!
Naota
Cut it out Haruko!
Eri
Hey, I won!
Masashi
Oh yeah? Hang on a second. Here you go.
Eri
What's this?
Masashi
Your prize. I was going to buy it with my pay from this job, but...
Eri
I like it...
Haruko
Oh, Sameji!
Title - FLCL
Eri
Do you think those two are really involved?
Masashi
Huh? She's Naota's brother's girlfriend right? What's his name... Tasuku?
Gaku
But listen, that kissing girl seems to have something for Naota too. What a stud he turned out to be!
Naota and Mamimi by the river
Mamimi
Strong stuff? Do you like the strong stuff these days?
Naota
No, you know how it is with me and strong stuff...
Mamimi
Haruko likes it, doesn't she? She's strong stuff. I saw you.
Naota
Huh?
Mamimi
I said, I saw you.
Naota
You were upset about that? Look, I'm not the least bit interested in Haruko. I don't know how she feels about it though. Listen, what happened back there was just her getting carried away. It's like that all the time. Though I don't mean we do stuff like that all the time.
Mamimi
Your amazing, doing stuff like operating Kanchi, and protecting the town by hitting the Lord of Terror away from us.
Naota
You saw that? Where were you?
Mamimi
You've really been great lately haven't you?
Naota
Hey, it's nothing really.
Naota (voice over)
It really isn't anything special. Even if I did just happen to save the whole town the other day.
Naota
Oh, so you saw that? What is it?
Kitsurubami at the rivers edge
Kitsurubami
The water, I mean, the stream... I'm sorry, sir, I lost him.
Kamon
? (it wasn't subtitled)
Kitsurubami
He's a dangerous one sir. He thinks nothing of flying all over the place... Yaahh!
Amarao getting his hair cut
Amarao
What happened, Kitsurubami? Is it water again? Man that's cold!
Hairdresser
What sort of hair coloring do you want? Do you want the usual red-brown color, or... Furikuri color?
Amarao
Furi... kuri...?
Haruko
What's the big idea with those eyebrows, huh?! Is this supposed to be your idea of masculine charm? Is that sharp cut supposed to make you irresistible to women?
Amarao
Raharu!
Haruko
Just what have you put your agents up to?
Riverside
Naota
Ow! What are you shooting at me for?
Mamimi
You're wearing your hood up again. Are you growing a Furikuri horn? Your just too amazing for words... growing horns, drinking sour drinks, getting it on with Haruko... I can't figure out when you got to be like this.
Naota
Aw, shucks...
Mamimi
It must have been when Haruko arrived, I guess...
Naota
Is that... what's been bothering you...? Come on!
Kitsurubami in river
Kitsurubami
Eeek! Stay away from me!
Haruko and Amarao at the hairdresser
Amarao
I'm not going to stay a kid forever either, you know. I'm old enough to take out insurance policies. That robot is much too dangerous. If we can't dispose of it quickly, Medical Mechanica will take action. You know as well as I do that they'd be willing to activate their plant, even on this planet for that robot. Not only that... now that it's turned red, it's... Atomsk. Fire!
My God...
Naota dragging Mamimi along
Naota
It's nothing really... Everything goes screwy when she's around.
Mamimi
Why are you pulling my hand so hard? It hurts!
Naota
I tell you nothing good has happened since she turned up. Think about it: we can't be alone nearly as much anymore. It was better before. Come on, let's catch out breath.
Mamimi
Why are you doing this?
Naota
Come on, we can at least have something to drink. Do you want to?
Mamimi
You shouldn't be doing this Ta.
Naota
Huh? But... Hey...
Mamimi
It's because of Haruko right?
Naota
Say what? This has nothing to do with her.
Mamimi
Do you like her?
Naota
Why should I possibly like someone like that?
Mamimi
How much do you like her?
Naota
You're wrong! It's you I...
Mamimi
Ta, you like Haruko don't you?
Naota
Why are you doing this? I thought you liked me too!
In the street
Amarao
My... my eyebrows! Aahhh! Look! Look at how much force Medical Mechanica is sending in to destroy this world! We're doomed and you're responsible for it.
Haruko
Don't look at me, not with eyebrows like those.
Amarao
It's your fault!
Haruko
It's none of my business!
Amarao
That guitar won't do any good anyway.
Haruko
You've got about a million years before you'll be any match for me, you stupid little ape!
Amarao
That's... discriminatory language against people from developing worlds!
Haruko
Furikuri furikura...
Amarao
Why are you doing that now...? Oh no! I need those eyebrows...!
Haruko
As childish as ever, I see. Then as now, Naota's far more manly than you.
Amarao
You're toying with me again... Damn it! What's so great about that kid? Am I really such a loser?
On top of the robot
Mamimi
Yaahh...
Naota
Hold on! Haruko!
Haruko
Daicon V!
Naota
Stop it Haruko!
Mamimi
Tasuku! Save me Tasuku! I can't take anymore of this... save me, save me, save me Tasuku!
Naota
You can't mean my brother! You mean me right?! I'm the one who's going to save you, right? Look at me! I'm going to save you! Kanchi!! I'm Naota, you hear? Call me by my proper name from now on!
Haruko
Good for nothing! Gotcha!
Gaku
Oh no! It's falling this way! Back us up!
Masashi
Hey, where's reverse?
Eri
What the?!
Masashi
You!
Gaku
The girlfriend?
Haruko
This is the end! Out of ammo!
Kitsurubami
Sir!
Amarao
I told her it wouldn't do any good. Oh no! Now it's heading for the plant! It's going to activate the plant! Wh... What the? It's... It's...
Haruko
Atomsk! 1961 Gibson EB-0!
Amarao
It's the real thing... The real pirate king!
Haruko
Atomsk...
Mamimi
I bet that hurts.
End