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Speaking of terrorism: Wall Street, the supposed extreme terrorist threat target yadda yadda yadda blah blah blah 9-11 9-11 9-11. Guys with M-4s and Kelvar running around here, not to mention about a thousand tourists. |
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My bro, G-W here agrees with me. Big statues rock. All this terrorizing is making my hungry- I need a pretzel. |
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Ask and ye shall receive, he said unto the Lord. Anyway, the irony here is just beautiful, so I�ve got to point it out: I�m standing in the center (according to the Bush Administration) of the most likely terrorist target in the United States. And I�m eating a pretzel. Couple that with the Freedom hats and I think the message is clear: terrorism can�t stop capitalism. However, what seems just a little odd is that despite the super-duper-uber high threat of this area, people are still aloud to stand there and take pictures� and there�s only two SWAT guys with guns? Hmm, something about that just don�t wash. |
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Oh, maybe because it�s all bullshit, and people are outside drinking and eating less then a block away and there�s utterly no cops there at all. Terrorist threat my ass. |
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Now there�s a nice big terror target for you. Of course, you all know it will never get attacked since it�s a godless French statue, and since Chirac is the world�s leading terrorist figure, its no doubt that he�ll order his sleeper agents to avoid damaging their own property. |
