vs. 
Kain vs. Rosa
vs.
Knight: Umm... hasn't this been done
already?
Master: No,
you're thinking about Kain vs. Cecil.
Dark Elf (Astos): ME CHANGE!!!
Master: Not now
dufus!
Tonberi: Hey can
I be a referee?
Chocobo:
WARK! I thought you were at the library!
Knight:.....
Master:....
Chocobo:
What!? Haven't you seen a talking Chocobo before?
Knight: Not
many...
Master: Alright
Toberi, you can be the referee.
Tonberi: See
Cecil? I told you I could be a referee!
Cecil: So
what, now go back making me a sandwhich knifeboy!
Tonberi:
*Kitchen Knife*
Cecil: *Run
Away*
Master: Just
start the battle!
*Battle Starts*
Rosa: I may not
have the great weapons you have but I'm probably stronger than
you are!
Kain: Yeah...
right!
Rosa: You forgot
that I have Yoichi's bow!... Oh no I lost it!
Kain: Yeah! It's
because I took it!
Rosa: Aw great!
You're just gonna kill me now aren't ya?
Kain: No, I got
ourselves to this fight so I can rip your top off!
Rosa: What!? *Run
Away*
Kain: Get back
here! *Chases after Rosa*
Rosa: *still
running away* Rydia! Cecil! Do something!
Cecil: I'm
coming!
Rydia: Summon
Bahamut!
Bahamut:
Mega--!
Tonberi: Sorry!
You guys can't help!
Rydia: I'm sorry
Rosa, hang in there!
Rosa: Easy for you
to say!
Bahamut:
Megaflare!
50000 DMG
Tonberi: Ouch!
Rosa: *Stops
running and slaps Kain*
Kain: *laying on
the ground* Ow! Well at least can I play with your nipples?
Rosa: *Repeatingly
kicking him*
Kain: Ow! Ow! Stop
that!
Tonberi: Rosa's
the winner! Next up is--
Bahamut: Me
versus you, Tonberi!
Tonberi: Sorry,
this is Rosa's battle.
Bahamut: Aw
damn!
Tonberi: Next up
will be Rosa vs. Golbez.
Rosa: What!?
Golbez: Fwa ha
ha! This shouldn't be hard!
Winner: Loser:
Kain: Who are you
calling loser henpecked boy!?
Tonberi: Huh!?
Bahamut:
Megaflare! 50000 DMG
Tonberi: Ouch!