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"I'd like to kiss you, but I just washed my hair"
(Bette Davis in the movie Cabin in the Cotton from 1932) |
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"Everyone has a heart, except some people."
(Bette Davis in the movie All About Eve from 1950) |
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"She's the original good time that was had by all"
(Bette Davis on Marilyn Monroe) |
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"It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I guess that's what I like about it. It's easy. Just sitting there, rocking back and forth, wanting that money."
(Jack Handy; Deep Thoughts) |
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"It is up to us to give ourselves recognition. If we wait for it to come from others, we feel resentful when it doesn't, and when it does, we may well reject it."
(Spencer Tracy) |
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"We kiss on the mouth but still cough down our sleeves."
(Modest Mouse) |
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"My mom has always told me that I'm not a loser, so the whole loser thing, I never believed in, 'cause clearly I'm not a loser. And Mark, I think your mom has told you the same thing; we're not losers.
(Steve Turner of Mudhoney) |
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"We were the guy in high school that people used to beat up; and we couldn't even talk to the pretty girl."
(Van Conner of The Screaming Trees) |
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"I guess it's really easy to think of yourself as a loser, 'cause then you don't care if people like you or not. You know, that's sort of the idea, and then you can do whatever you want."
(Scott McCaughey of The Young Fresh Fellows) |
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Royal: I've always been considered an asshole for about as long as I can remember. That's just my style. But I'd really feel blue if I didn't think you were going to forgive me.
Henry: I don't think you're an asshole, Royal. I just think you're kind of a son of a bitch.
Royal: Well, I really appreciate that.
(Gene Hackman and Danny Glover in the movie The Royal Tenenbaums from 2001) |
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"I'm always joking, it's a defense mechanism."
(Woody Allen in the movie Sleeper from 1973) |
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"He jumps from the third step up and rattles the house. He says noises and words in repitition, ad nauseum. He answers with short phrases or a word, especially the second time. He is a big person and he likes to dwarf me. He avoids shoes. He avoids neatness. He avoids haircuts. He avoids razors. He avoids rap. He squeals with excitement and yells with frustration."
(My father, on me. You'd really have to understand him to understand this. He is a very great funny guy, not to mention my hero) |
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"Wow, you must be Fonzie."
(My mother, talking to me. Sure I'm not giving any context, but it's better this way) |
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