Bert is the hottest UC Davis crew guy I know. I salivate at his beautiful feet and worship his muscles.
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| I heard about Bert a lot in 9th grade. Mrs. Blum (our Geometry teacher) talked about him all the time. I finally met him in AP European History, in 10th grade. During the SAT9 tests he asked to borrow my student ID card, because ID cards brought him good luck. He was that guy who always asked a million off-the-wall questions, and because of him we never covered all the material we were supposed to in one day. Bert, even though you got lost in Santee, even though you thought Julia was black, and even though you took me to Mexico with Mike and the "Belgiums," you know I love you. Bert is the hottest UC Davis crew guy I know. I salivate at his beautiful feet and worship his muscles. |
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| Suuuave...Horton Plaza parking structure with Chelsea, Berty and Veronika. | ||||||||||||||
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| Yeah, that's Berty, John, Erika and Michelle having a hell of a time! Smile! | ||||||||||||||