| QUOTES! |
| LAURA B: wat, ur mums driving, here?.....Fair play |
| Laura b: r any cars comin....yeeeeeees!sh*t! |
| soph: i love the spice girls... |
| Groomy: wat u trying to say? that i made love to a lion |
| Me :Shhh*t iv lost my bag,Amalia iv lost my bag.... Bouncer: 'its on ur shoulder love' |
| Me: Wat u doin amalia? Amalia: looking at that boys noodles! |
| Me! : I was born 18!!! |
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| Mr BH : whose in this film? Amalia: ahh Julia Bollocks! now- this comment wouldnt b half as funny if she didnt mean Sandra Bullock! wally. |
| Charley : its my birthday Eve! |
| Lett- AW u can have it.....the chair! |
| Lett: ITS SATURDAY NITE N I LIKE UR MULLET! |
| Rich: I wasnt gunna say nething about ur brick |
| Ben : thas the two fattest people iv EVA seen Lett: AND theyre eating burgers! |
| Lett: ill do this one....cuz its big |
| Soph: we might aswell go all the way |
| Soph : gherkin sitting gently on the breast |
| Soph: mount the bridge Lett: go towards bluewater! X 1000! |
| Lett : Drain the weiner juice |
| me: Chicken and Hen Insemination Clinic...or CHIC for short! |
| Me: Schmokie Toppin |
| Lett: Aw steak n a mullet....my favourite! |
| Me: i put my hand on its neck n sang into its head! |
| Me: i dont like oxford....its a bit rough |
| Me: iv gotta take a photo... Lett: wat, of ur nadger?! |
| Me: i went home n had pips all over my crotch |
| Lett: Dr- im afraid u have a severe case of mullet fever Patient- whats that? Dr.-its wen u want to pull anyone with a form of lengthy cranial hair! |
| Soph: he's fumbling with your fur! |
| Lett: shes a shafter |
| I man like a man |
| Me: i got the rip pissed out of me |
| Soph: tenner quid hubcaps |
| Charley: awww, wheres that sexy M?? |
| Kirsty: i remember a donkey u gave me wen i was 10! |
| Lett: im a mullet sucker! |
| Me: we went to a cowboy and indian party... Lett: N i rode the sheriff! |
| Me: urr, imagine brushing ur teeth with a razor :S ! |
| Soph: i think iv got a long enuf 1 ! |
| Sophie: Iv never held a golf bat |
| Amalia: r goafers like beavers? |
| Me Lett n Soph: Sleeveless Macintosh, Quilted party jacket, puffa vest |
| Me: Its in here, du want me to get it up? |
| Me: iv drunk a kitkat before its disgusting |
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