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| Any day that begins with the quote 'eff me sideways' is gunna b a good one, n this certainly was no exception! After spending a few worthless minutes in school i went to pc world n purchased my beautiful apple mac lap top :) Me, being the boring little mofo that i am had to partake in some workage. Old Bazza made me put in a lot of elbow grease before he'd let me change for more pressing events. Catching the fullbrook cab i got liftage to old jaks house. i rang and rang and rang toppers to no avail.(they had already spent a few hours in SpoonDogs) textage informed me that i was to find them in 'Laks at the bar' Laks i asked myself....where on earth could that BEEEE? instead i decided to go Jaks and found them....on the dancefloor! Effed as the irish on St Patricks Day they embraced me. Being sober i found it extremely humbling to see my friends acting like a complete bunch of pratts....that was it, OPERATION GET LAGGED! Amalia....TO THE BAR to start i ordered a few schnides, 2 sambuccas an aftershock (blue) and two schmirrnoff ice...wheeeey i thought ill b hammed after this little lot....but no. back to the dancefloor, to the dancefloor to the dancefloor. we mullet mauled a cutie pie of a mullet. now this was no ordinary mullet maul. Usually involves a bit of banter, a bit of hair tugging etc. this time we serenaded this poor little mullet who had no idea what was going on, we circled him like wild animals n grided him 4 being the sexiest mullet in ther! Lettie was angry again for about 2.4 seconds cuz i pulled another of her mullets but weve bin friends for like ever and like she says, 'Whats a few mullets between friends?' We got up on the stage and continued our mullet quest with a few more gyrations. Heading back to the bar to buy a few hundred more schnides i spotted the peeps from work. Hey y'all. we made further more interesting shapes on the dancefloor n took a well deserved schmirrnoff ice shower.....Mmmmm, isnt that just lickable?! At this stage Soph was givin it some on the d/flor Lett was hankering after another mullet and amalia was struggling to co-ordinate her feet and the masterful art of walking :) gerrrooooovy baby. the nite was coming to a close....amalia soph n Lett left cuz amalia was struggling to breathe ???? y i have no sympathy wen i effed is anyones guess. i went and had a boogy with some ppl from work who were a little surprised at my ability to drink so much in so little amount of time?! Recieving textage 'AT STAG' i felt it time to leave, i grabbed my coat and ran, yes RAN (no reason, just ran) to the stag! lol i was completely humoured to ind Lett Soph and Amalias legs!! lol 4 some reason i took my shoes off and was paddling around in the mud.....utterly charming! we grabbed four very unsuspecting lads, lovely i mite add, who piggy backed us to the cab rank! we had to put amalia back in her shoes and then the race began! me n my lift pelted it up my schniide alley whilst the others chose to take the main route. obviously i won cuz im the best but i dont think the others were really putting their hearts into it :S i ordered the cab and that was that. Lett Amlia n Soph ate their burgers (wel amalia threw hers out on bearsted green) and we got home safe and sound :) it was actually one of my favourite nites out ever! JAks on a friday is flaming balls murphy wikd!! If u were there hope u had as much fun as us! lol Oh yea....n Alex Groom, i have no idea what bum day is about, i was at work u nutcase!! |
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