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| Hornes birthday bash! |
| THURSDAY it was thursday and having confirmed its location only hours before, me amalia n soph were sitting in the river bar pumping and blowing like never before.....balloons that was! there were thousands (ok hundreds) of the multi coloured little rubber things (hehe). whilst amalia bunched them together in pretty arrangements, laura b ruined the whole innocence and tried to make them resemble the male genitalia! Once the banners had been hung and the balloons strung it was time for operation get ready. Back at sophs we made a mash n bacon delight and soph concocted snake bite. (this isnt meant to sound like a poem???) Once we had waited about 4 hours for the printer to finished spewing out baby pics of Charley, we hit the river bar!!....or not Being (un ) fashionably early it just so happened that i got v. drunk errr, v. early. ( darn it! ) i was sniding up to old tommy boy who doubled up as barman/bouncer and asked him to whip his ....ID out. it was a struggle but we eventually got ther! Unfortunatly, due to unforseens, we left at about half 10 and stumbled into moons. i never have really liked this place and we have since made a pact never to return. y we considered it in the first place is anyones guess. at about 12 me laura n soph we leaving. as we reached the bottom of the stairs laura b spotted her date for the eve so she snided back upstairs. me soph n charley decided enough was enough n ran down Bank Street shoeless and with Charley blowing her Horne!!!! i couldnt stop laughing, but it was so cold that we actually pelted it to river and upstairs to see our boys :) Charleys cake was bought out and we managed to shout half a birthday song before everyone was tucking in. Nick Shlong took the largest slice i have EVER seen and would have made me proud had he's eyes not been much larger than he's belly! The rest of us boogied 4 a bit n then it was homeward bound. Laura b, (the t-total one) drove us to toppers mansion where we resided for the nite. |
| FRIDAY! Apres collage it was a quick whiz upto a t-shirt printers to pick up our unique T's. And just how cool they were!! Back at Armanias it was skirt or jeans decision time and BOY do i need time....the minus degree weather outside may have hindered my final decision as i also teamed up the combowith my coat! amalia n laura b looked the same....apart from laura had a new best friend....a stunning white hat! lol On the journey to spoons i battled with my belt...Once at the door laura was asked kindly to remove the offending item bablancing on her head, whilst being in the establishment! hehe....it was a series of downage and outage that caused my almost immediate pissheadedness. Sitting at the train station was possibly one of the most hilarious few minutes iv endured in my life. Banter was immense and we descovered wat truely horrible laughs we all have. Soph told amalia she looked like a budgie and Laura looked like kenny with her enormous hood pulled over her head! there was a man on crutches over on the other platform who i found so funny (amalia, amalia, that man has a walking deficiency) and i do believe they only came to spectate on what happened next. ....As laura b rose from her chair a sudden gust of wind caught her from behind and slung her beautiful white hat from her head, accross the platform floor...she ran in pursuit and almost risked her life as it came within inches of the track. She stamped at it with all her might and eventually she had retrieved it. there were roars of laughter and a round of applause from the other platform as laura took a bow. a brilliant memory! The train journey was just as memorable with me suffering a 'loser-kid' nose bleed and a desperate need for loo-age. but all was cool. charley stripped as she entered the train, complete with horn and tiara! ....i was just glad she managed to get on the train! When we had reached Ashford International it was a quick race for a cab as it began to rain...the plan was to get into a four seater with one of us jumping on the floor before the cab driver saw us.....so i marched up to the first cab and shouted 'Ere mate, ow much to M20?' (everyone snided in the back, Charley on the floor. i jumped in the front... 'Ow many of ya' 'Oh errr, theres 5 of us.' 'No no no gerrout i can only take four!' im such a spastic! so we all got and got into a 5 seater! Lol. On arrival at M20 i literally just lost the plot. Bert and Alex kept asking me if i was on drugs and i bounced off the walls in fits of happiness. I spent the nite downing sambuccas and didnt even notice what music they were playing?? One FAV. memory is all 5 of us gals forming a circle and downing mouthfulls of champagne whilst joining in all of the movements for YMCA. LEGENDS I TELL YA! When the night ended we found our cab but had to round up the troops....turned out charley was in KFC buying her first EVER KFC meal!...the cab driver was shocked to her very core that never had she had one! i was sitting in the front and the street lamps were making me dizzy....so, so dizzy. My head was spinning in every direction possible, what a feeling! :D when we eventually made it home Amalia smacked into her wall and laura b tried to snide us up stairs without embarressing ourselves too much infront of amalias parents! All in all an absolute cracker of a nite....cant wait for urs LB!!!!! |
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