| The Midget And The Woodstock So there I was. Walking down the street. And there was a GIANT penis. Floating. And I was like, 'WTF, PENISES DON'T FLOAT' (cause they don't, ya know?). And it had 'Woodstock' tattooed across its scrotum. And then I was like 'Oh, that's different', and it wasn't as weird anymore. AND THEN, a mysterious hand appeared from the head of the penis, and gave me a ticket. And, you know, I was like 'Dude'. And when I grabbed the ticket, I was mysteriously transported to Woodstock... the old one. And I was like 'WOW, that's weird'... Then I ate JFK's a$$hole out, cause you know, who wouldn't? Then I came back, and here I am. TA-DA!!! ---Josh Lambert--- |