There was this girl.... lets call her I. I wasn't very smart. She went to the movies back in 1984, then movies were REALLY good. So anyway, I was going to see a new release called Indiana Wang and The Nanny Hole. What I didn't know, was that the movie she was about to go see, was a Chinese porno. She was supposed to be meeting some friends at the movie, so I went into the theater and she sat down. She looked around, and all I saw was old people, and a couple business men. I thought this was really odd, but she told herself not to worry, because her friends would be there soon. I went to get something to eat at the snack bar before the movie started... she noticed that there sure were a lot of "x"s on things in this particular movie theater.I finally got back in the theater, clutching her popcicle and her vibrating bag of popcorn, and much to her surprise, there were naked little foreign people all over the screen, running around, and stealing jewels. Finally, it hit her... right in the head... someone threw a shoe at her, and told her to sit down. I was very sad that her friends didn't show up, so she killed herself.... I just shot hersef, in the head in the back of the movie theater.... no one bothered to clean her up... because the people who went to see movies there thought she smelled sort of good. They were weird people. Thera Edwards |
| Indiana Wang and the Nanny Hole |