Of all the things i lost, i miss my mind the most
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if he's cute, forget the fruit!
A friend can kiss a friend goodbye, a bee can kiss the morning sky, a dog can kiss the morning grass, but you my friend can kiss my ass!!
Laundry is the only thing that should be seperated by color.
To the world you may be a person, but to a person you may be the world.
Don't get high off LIFE...sniffing cereal hurts!!
I know
Does he really love me?
When he holds my hand, is it real?
When he kisses me, is it for real?
When he tells me he loves me, does he really mean it?
Does he really love me?
The answer is no.
When i see him holding another girls hand, i know.
When i see him kissing another girl, i know
When i see him tell another girl he loves her like he did me, i know
So
Does he really love you?
I know
No guy is worth your tears & when you find one that is, he won't make you cry.
You laugh because im diffrent i laugh because you're all the same
God created men first, cause you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!
I wonder what its like to be a slice of cheese...:-D
Heaven won't have me, and hells afraid i'll take over!
You think all i do is lay around at night and cry. But really, i'm fine, it only hurts when i breathe, so i hold my breath to forget
I linger in the doorway, of alarm clock screaming monsters calling my name, let me stay, where the wind will whisper to me, where the raindrops, as they're falling tell a story, In my field of paper flowers And candy clouds of lullaby I lie inside myself for hours And watch my purple sky fly over me, Don't say i'm out of touch, with this rampant chaos-your reality, i know well what lies beyond my sleeping refuge, the nightmare i built my own world to escape, In my field of paper flowers And candy clouds of lullaby I lie inside myself for hours And watch my purple sky fly over me, Swallowed up in the sound of my screaming, cannot cease for the fear of silent nights, oh how i long for the deep sleep dreaming, the goodness of imaginary light
Last night I was looking at the stars and I was wondering where the heck is my ceiling!
Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!
***everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge***
Thou shalt not be afraid for the terror by night; [nor] for the arrow [that] flieth by day; [Nor] for the pestilence [that] walketh in darkness; [nor] for the destruction [that] wasteth at noonday.
I Dont need Your Attitude, I Have One Of My Own
A smile is a curve that can, Straighten out a lot of things.
I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels, but I call them my best friends.
The Next Time You Think You're Perfect, Try Walking On Water
Guys are like parking spaces...all the good ones are taken
A simple friend wonders about your romantic history, a real friend can blackmail you with it
One day my prince will come...he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions
Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk by again?!
Love is when you don't want to go to sleep because reality is better than a dream
A real friend is someone who knows everything about you and loves you anyway
Everyone hears what you say, friends listen to what you say, best friends listen and hear to what you don't say
If love isn't a game, how come there are so many players?
Guys are like public toilets...they are either taken or full of crap!
If you love me let me know, if you don't then let me go
Don't frown because you never know when somebody's falling in love with your smile
Worry doesn't help tomorrow's troubles, but it does ruin todays happiness
Everyone has the power to make someone happy, some by entering a room, some by leaving it
How can I miss you if you won't go away?
God made elks, god made deers,God made NSYNC a bunch of QUEERS