| Girls from a Guy's Standpoint By RJ "Mr Clean" Baumgartner |
| What is with girls these days? I mean, you can't find a good one. It's not us guys, no we all generally want the same thing. We either need the person to tell us we smell after a tough game or a good time ;) or even someone to just tell us cool things. BUT girls, they don't know what the hell they want. One second they want you, the next you are just their friend and in the same minute they try to rape you! What's up with bitches these days man? They seriously make guys turn to old men 20 years before dudes should; with all this chasing them its ridiculous . What the world needs is a new breed of women. They don't have to be hot, although it would be nice; they just need to make a decision and stick to it. The Ten Commandments Girls Should Follow 1. Chicks should like one major contact sport: so we have something to talk about 2. They should be physical: why do we have to make the first move 3. Chicks need to cook: why should I elaborate? 4. Girls need to be semi-kinky - kinky: because its such a turn on 5. Women need to stop playing hard to get: it's the same feeling either way 6. Bitches need to respect guys night out: bros before hoes 7. Every women should weekly wear one pair of kinky/sexy underwear: its hot 8. All women should be better drivers then they already are: less stressful for men 9. Chicks need not shop: groceries are ok, we need to eat; nails and clothes - NO 10. Women need to not toy with guys: give us what we want, stay with us, keep the sex lively, feed us and be normal. We don't ask much! I end with a modified quote from Wayne's World - "Garth, relationships are a punishment for shoplifting in some countries." - Other Possible Commandments A. chicks MUST fetch beers on Sundays: we work all week B. bitches must keep the house clean: inside and out; mowed, vacuumed, etc. C. respect great movies like: Rocky, Braveheart, the Matrix, etc. D. NO IN-LAWS: if they have them, the must be cool E. women need to know what beer to buy us F. BE HOT G. not take rants like this to heart, understand we get drunk and say stupid things IM NOT A TALKER - THAT IS ALL! |