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De playss fer ogies to hang owt.
Hedo der all yoos ogies, dis is de bestest playss to hang owt in de wurld. Yoos can see whut mes gut to say to yoos any times yoos want. Mes give gud tips on how ta cuuk, how ta bash gud, and how to eat as many cakes and pies as is possible. Furst off, mes tell yoo dat me name is Doggybone, and dat mes not lik it if yoos meen to udder peepoles, cuz mes a nice guy, unlik udder ogies wich ar meens to de nicey peepoles dat givs me gud fud.

So mes wanna start owt tellin yoos how ta be a gud cuuk. First offs, yoos need ta get a hat, not just any hat yoos need ta git a big ol hat dat says "Chefies" on it. Den, yoos gutta buy sum fud, not alredy mayd fud, cuz dat wuld defeet de purpose to cuukin. Den yoo take dat fud, and put it in de pan wit de udder fud yoo got to go wit it. Den poor water in its, and put it on *High* until it beegin to bubbly. Den yoos put it bak on to low and let it cuuk fer a gud 20 minutes. Dat mak soop! Soop is gud fud, it mak a gud meel.

Now mes tell yoos how to bash gud. First yoos need ta buy yooself a nice bashy utenseel. It culd be anyting! Lik a hammer, or a swurd, or a big stick dat yoos find on de grownd! Den yoos take dat ting, and grabs it wit bowf hands if yoos can, if not yoos need to use too of dem. Den yoos find sumting eevils, lik a gnoll or goblin, den yoos raise de bashin utenseel and go SMOOSH! Yoo bash dat ting gud!

Now, to eet luts of cakes and pies, yoos need to have a lot of cakes and pies! Mes do dat by clapping a lot and dancing fer peepoles until dey giv me de stuff! Den mes eet and eet! Dat gret idee!

Mes owt of ideas now, but mes get back to yoos if me ever figure anyting else owt. Mes luv yoos lots bye bye.
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Recupie fer gud Cakes and Pies

1 lb. fud making stuff
Beeg pan ta puts stuffs in
1 ovin

Furst, yoos puts de stuffies inta de beeg pan. Mes lik ta yoos tings lik berries, pye cruyst, and yummy berries. Mes menshun dat berries go gud in pies and cakes? Well, den mes turn de ovin on full blayst, cuz if yoos turns it on low powur, de pie and/or cake dunnot cuk as fast as yoos shuld hop, mes menshun mes lik cakes and pies? mes du...yum. Oks, aftur de stuffies is in beeg pan, and it in ovin, it's gud to go and bash a few tings, yoos gotta bash or else de times dunnot go vury fast, and yoos stare at pie/cake and ends up eeting it uncooked, cuz it just so gud lukin. Yoos noe it dun cuz when yoos stick fingur in it, it burn and hurt kinda, den yoos also puts it in yer mowth, cuz it kinda hurt and burn, plus it taste all hot insted of brrr. Whun it taste brrr, yoos know cuz it sometimes isnt as skwishy, and it not as tastified as a melted berry. OOOOH MELTED IS A BEEG WURD! DID MES JUS YOOS IT! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
mes end de recupie heer. yoos enjoy gud cakes and pies.
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