I fear this will be the only entry placed into this book. You see, I am trapped on a ship with something horrible, something not of this world. I left this, thing, this thing called a "Sausage" out a long time ago, I mean, it has been so long since I've had any contact with anything other then...it, if one can even call it that. Something with it went, wrong...*shiver* went bad....I fear it is a "Sausage Gone Wrong" one of the few deadly horrors one should never ever have to face in one's lifetime. How much horror do I have to go through. Sure it was my fault I left it out...but is that really a right to be punished so vilely? I mean, sure, I havn't been the best person in the world, only kicked a couple puppys, and only once, ONLY ONCE, did i push an old lady down the stairs. How could anyone Punish me this way! WHY!!! I've....i've had to tear my eyes out because when you...when you look at the sausage, the one that, has gone wrong, all you can do is run, if I cannot see it, maybe i'll be able to battle it. But, what if it is faster then me as well as stronger? But...no, no I shall not think like that. For if I do the fate of the universe may be in my hands, and with me doubting myself I cannot win. But...no, I can feel it near...I can feel it's powerful presence, I can smell it's foul stench. Sausage, you will not get away, I will get you! I've got myself armed with a fork and knife, and i've got my hankerchief wrapped around my neck like a bib. I'm ready for you, no matter how foul tasting you may be, no matter how Wrong you have Gone, you will be defeated. If I don't make it, tell my pet aardvark Vladimir that I love him. He's my one and only love. Here I come sausage! I'm comming to eat ya! Hold your horses folks! It's gonna get bump...................
