Found
the
Beans,
The
Beans
did
not
Find
Me,
When
You
Get
Beat
Up
By
A
Christian
School-
Girl,
She
Will
Steal
Your
Lunch
Money.
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| Shlumpy Bob's Time for Babble | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Go back from whence you came!? Fear the camels! THEY KNOW EVERYTHING!! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Look what I found, SOME CHEESE! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Now that's what I call a Cheesy Delicacy! Mmm mmm Good! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| One day, a man named Looney Git was born, he was born into a poor family of happy lemurs. His parents names were Bob, Fred, Happy Jim, and Zeepee. Looney git has to admit that he's not that kind of girl. Grrr. Cheese! Fear my nose hairs! There was a llama who once ate a giant pie, this pie was called Boom Boom pie, it tasted like a giant badger with cheese on his ear. No more mister nice guy for me, for I know the secrets of Bob Dole's eyebrows. Don't stare at the llama's knees, it causes extra strength tylonol to explode in a fiery burst of explosive tylonol. Ut oh, there went the neighborhood and my nose doesn't understand the power of greyskull. For I HAVE THE POWER! Mr. and Mrs. Stillbar havn't found old man Philburts toupe`. Bye bye. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Oh so I see you like my eyes? Do you like my eyes, or do my EYES like YOU! That is the question only beans can answer and only my nose can tell you if it's the way of the force. Oh I can smell your fear as you stare deep into my elbow, I can see how you are terrified of it's, elbowness. But don't let the banana nut bread fool you, there are more chins in the chinese phone book then in my ear. And, let me remind you, my ear holds more knowledge then your entire kneecap fluid! No, no I will not, you cannot make me! I DONT HAVE TO DO WHAT I DONT WANT TO. blub blub. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| This is ME! Really I mean it! LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU!!! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| I found the omelet of death! All shall fear me....geebee. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| I Found the Beans, The Beans did not Find Me, When You Get Beat Up By A Christian School- Girl, She Will Steal Your Lunch Money. |
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| Go back to sanity, press one, to reafirm your waist size, ignore my eyeballs. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Above me is a link Back to Home! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Wasn't this fun? No? No you say! WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR ACCUSATIONS FROM! Blah Blah. I burnt the skettios! Help help! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| One liner poetry is the newest craze, Write some, tell everyone you know, and you'll be the COOLEST person ever! |
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| <-------- My one liner, read it, like it, love it. |
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