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Beeboo McClonky |
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The Onion! A great place to be! |
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Monty Python Abuse Mail! |
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Back to the Looney Git Home |
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Well now, isn't this just peachy, we're all here, reading about ME, Beeboo. Well well well well well well well, that's just soooooo cool. Who would have ever begun to think that I, Beeboo, would have my own personal page of doom. Well, I certainly can tell you that i never ever dreamt I would. Then again, I also never dreamt that one day my giant toad would grow into the great toe monster it has. It can leap great distances and take over planets! WOW do I have a great toe or what!? |
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Hmm, this is a Great question, what hobbies and interests do I have. Well, one of my most predominate ones is of course the raising of toes from when they're young to when they're older! I mean, raising a toe is not the easiest task in the world, it takes lots of time, effort, and cheese production. How much badger could a toe chuck chuck if a toe chuck could chuck badger you ask? Well, I can answer that in one of two ways, first off, the mathmatical way. If you take one toe chuck, and multiply it by all the badgers in the world (estimate of course) you get the number 324123598175. Take that and divide it by the amount of meals in each day, including brunch, which equals four. You get 81030899543.75. That's the amount of frogs it takes to fill up a barrel. While you use that number you take the number of barrels that havn't ever had a donkey in them, that's about 53, and add 7 to it. 7 is how many times you can add a donkey to a barrel before the donkey decides that it's toupe` doesn't fit the shape of it's head. With the number 60 you just completely ignore the number 81030899543.75 and multiply 60 by 4.345334672 because that's the number of elbows that have monkey fur on their edge. That is how many pounds of badger a toe chuck can chuck in a single day. That's 260.72008032 Lbs.! That's a lot of badger! But I digress.... |
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My family was found one day on the ground in China. No one truly knows where they came from but if you can keep a secret they came from Munkalunka in Bilbono Weebee Weebee island. It's a special place with lots of cheese! |
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