1. ankhon ke baat woh samaj nahi pate, hontoon se magar kuch keh nahi pate . dil ka haal kis tarha sunaye , koi hai jiske bina hum rah nahi pate....
  2. unki julfe unke chehre see utha sakta nahi, dil kee betabi kise surat chupa sakta nahi. kitni dilkash hai mohabbat kee jawan majboriyan, samne manzil hai aur paavn bada sakta nahi..... 
  3. we
like each
other
because
u
think
im
Nice
i
think
ur
Nice
u
think
im
Cool
i
think
ur
Cool
u
think
im
Sweet
i
think
ur
Sweet
u
think
im
Smart
i
Think
u
r
right.

  4. Do you know that your 1 Smile takes 1000 People to Death. ? Save The World, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , So Plz start brushing regularly
  5. A Friend is a someone who understand your past, belive in your future & accept you at presence.
  6. Dresses worn by women nowadays ...... are like fences at the zoo..... They safeguard valuable property - but dont obstruct the view....!
  7. Exam"s
are
like
GIRL FRIENDS:
1.Too Many
   Questions.
2.Difficult to
   Understand.
3.More
   Explanation
   is
   Needed.
4.Result
   is
   always
   "FAIL!

  8. U've got
STYLE,u've got
CLASS,u've got
ATTITUDE,u've got
FACE,

u've got
CHARM,u've got
GRACE! Oops, sorry,           galat no. pe
bhej diya....Ha Ha!@
  9. Bechara Dhobi,
mara_mara
fir raha hai..!

kyonki



uska gadha
nahi mil
raha hai.

gupt khabro
se pata
chala hai k

voh
sMs
padh raha hai!
  10. For long u live and high u fly n smiles you'll give n tears you'll cry n all that u touch n all that u see is all ur life will ever be.Enjoy every moment
  11. Machhar's SONG Bhege hoth tere,Pyasa dunk mera,Dikhe har jagah mujhe khoon bhara,Kabhi mere sath koi raat guzar,Tujhe subahtak mai dasu yaar... OHHO HO.
  12. Do kadam to sab chal lete hai, par zindagi bhar ka sath koi nahi nibhata. Agar ro kar bhulai jati yadein, to hus kar koi gum na chupata.
  13. Aankhon pe aasuo ki lakeer ban gayi,jo na socha tha aisi taqdeer ban gayi,humne to phirai thi reit mein ungaliyan, gaur se dekha, teri tasveer ban gayi.
  14. Tu yaad kar ya na kar, tere yaad na karne ka gam nahi. Tere yaad na karne ki adda, tere yaad karne se kam nahi
  15. Ajanabi galiyo se hum gujra nahi karte, darde dil liya aur diya nahi karte, ye pyaar ka rista sirf tum se hai,warna itne sms hum kisi ko kiya nahi karte.....
  16. Hw can i spell "S_CCESS" without "U" ? or H_MBLE ? or C_TE ? or F_N ? or even"TR_ST"? What will i do without "U"? Proud to have a friend like "U"
  17. Mana ki kabhi dil ki baat na bataoge,par aankhon mein jo hai vo kaise chupaoge,wada raha hamara ye tumse jab bhi phone uthaoge hamara sms paoge.....
  18. i believe
U were
born
in this world
  ,*.  as a 
 (", )  cute
(,w,)  little
(")(") baby

now that U
grown up

 )(/(/(
( o..o ) WHAT the
  ( _ )  hell happened?!

  19. Kash dil ki awaz mein itna asar ho jaye,ki hum jise yad karen use khabar ho jaye.aaj rab se yahi dua hai meri ki aap jise chahe wo apki BHABI ho jaye!
  20. Dis 1 is esp for u.Dil haroon,jan haroon,ya jigar haroon,jab bhi tumhe yaad karoo,man kare,Man kare ki jor ki ek chaped maroon...
  21. X is imposible for god? X is above god? If u eat X u wil die?X is more imp than luv,n X is in ur head its a 7 leter word. find out?rply if posible
  22. Hearts cud only luv for a while, feet cud only walk for a mile, clothes wont 4ever be in style, but having U as a FRIEND is 4ever WORTHWHILE.
  23. Jis waqat Khuda nay tumhe banaya hoga, eik suror sa us k dil per chhaya hoga, phelay socha hoga tujhe jannat may rakhlay, phir usay ZOO ka khayal aaya hoga
  24. HUSn PE JAB BHI MASTI CHHATI HAI SHAYARI PAR BAHAR AATI HAI PI KE MEHBOOB KE BADAN KI SHARAB ZINDAGI JHOOM JHOOM JATI HAI
  25. khushbu ki tarah apke pas bikhar jaeinge, sukoon bankar dil mein utar jayeinge, mehsus karne ki koshishto kijiye, dur hote hue bhi pass nazaer aayeinge 
  26.  ,;:$**$:;, 
 ;;; @_ @ ;;;
;;(    _, .  );;
__>       <__
  ,;:$**$:;,
 ;;; _   _  ;;;
;;(  .__,.  );;
__>       <__
A sweet smile 4m me 2u

  27. U will
alwayz
impress
people,

coz u have...



talent



looks



and intelligence


and if 
that
is'nt
enough...
Tell
them 
u r
MY FRIEND. 

  28. foOL



FOOl



fOoL



FoOl



FOol



foOL



FOOL.


Pressing 4 wht?
Once a fool alws a fool..
  29. Bago me phul khilte rahenge, raat ko deep jalte rahenge, dua he yahi hamari khuda se, aap khush rahen, baki taklif to ham dete rahenge.....
  30. Sardar1 :" Marte waqt aadmi ke muh mein kya dalna chahiye ?" Sardar2 : "Birla cement" Sardar1: " Kyon ??!" Sardar2 : "Kyunki ees cement mein jaan hai !!"
  31. Sardar goes to coffee shop with wife -orders hot coffee. Tells wife"jaldi pi le". Wife asks why? Bcoz hot coffee Rs5 & cold Rs10
  32. TwinkleTwinkle LittleSardar,EveryOne WondersWat Dey r,Up Above d Head So High,DIMAG Portion Is Always DRY,Flying a JUDDI in D Sky,HASS De Yarra Don't Feel SHY.
  33. Jaroori nahi ki dosto me baat hoti rahe, jaroori nahi ki dosto me mulaqat hoti rahe, zaroori hai ki dost jaha bhi rahe dost ko meri dosti hamesha yaad rahe!!
  34. ....one day i ask God y i've gt a friend like U??!!....God rpld...."SAB PICHLE JANAM KE PAAP HAIN".......
  35. 
>>--->       <---<<



   >>---> <---<<



      >><--><<



     <--(u r)-->



  <--( a nice )-->



 <--(friend)-->



<-(TAKE CARE)->
  36. Åpne Åpni Åånkho Me Nur Chupå Råkhå Håi,Hosh Wålo Ko Diwånå Bånå Råkhå Håi, Nåz Kåise Nå Kåru Ååpki Dosti Pår Muj Jåise Nåchiz Ko "KHÅS" Bånå RåkHa hai
  37. Kuch aisi bekarari hai tere milne ki,yun lagata hai waqt kyoñ gujarta nahi,kuch aisa karar hai tere milne ke baad,yun lagata hai waqt kyoñ thaharata nahi.
  38. Lehrein aati hai kinare se lot jati hai. Yaad aati hai dil mein sama jati hai, fark sirf itna hai ki lahrein bewaqt aati hai aur yaad har waqt aati hai.
  39. Ik sardar de pichche kutta pa gaya. Sardar ne sochaya "card tan airtel da poyaya se eh hutch da network kitthon aa gaya."!! 
  40. ,,,**,,, HI to a
  ( ö, ) SMART
 /( $ (,)Person
  ¿¿.J
 ,,,**,,,
  o".  )
 /($ (,)
  ¿./¿J
**,,,
.   )
  (,)
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OK let me GO, I have to FOOL others too
  41. Alphabetical advices for u: ABC:avoid bad company. DEF:dont entertain fools. GHI:give-up high ideas. JKLM:just keep liking me...
  42. This is to formally announce that I have started accepting Deepavali gifts in CASH, CHEQUES & CHOCOLATES etc. (no flowers plz). Avoid rush!
  43. "!""l""!""l""!""l""""! 1 2 3 4 no scale can measure our friendship,coz though one can see where it starts,nobody cud ever see where it ends...
  44. Jab tumhe dekhu my dil start flying, tumse baat karne ko i keep trying, jab tu dur jaye i feel like crying, arre itna mat chadh i was just lying.
  45. Ishq ke charche Bahoot hai, Husn ke parche Bahoot hai, Humne bhi Dekha Ishq karke,Ishq mein Salle Kharche Bahoot hai.
  46. Yaad hai hum pehle kahan mile the......


Train ruki,



khidki khuli.

 

nazro se nazre mili.



aur aap ne kaha,



ALAH KE NAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA.
  47. Aaj tum DIL mango, de denge..! DHADKAN mango, de denge...! JIGAR mango, de denge, JAAN tak manglo, to de sakte hai.. Kyunki charo film ki VCD gharpe padi hai.
  48. U propose 2 a girl...dats direct marketing. Propose on phone: dats telemarketing. Girl slaps u after proposal...dats CUSTOMER FEED BACK.
  49. 1 seed can start a forest. 1 smile can start a relationship. 1 touch can show love-n-care. & 1 friend like U can make life worth living....thanx 4 it.
  50. Do bhoot baat chit kar rahe hote hai.1:yaar tu ne kabhi sardarji dekhe hai?2:yaar yeh sardar vardar kuch nahi hote ,sab apne man ka veham hai.tu darna mat.
  51. Dooriyaan bahut hain par itna samajh lo, pas reh kar bhi koi rista khas nahi hota, tum dil ke pas itne ho ki dooriyon ka ehsas nahi hota.
  52. HITLER raha nahi,



SADDAM pakda gaya,


BIN LADEN ka thikana nahi,


VEERAPPAN mara gaya,


AAP bhi dhikhte nahi,


lagta he dharti par SATYUG aane wala he!!
  53. Hasino ne Hasin Bankar Gunah Kiya, Auro ko to kya Humko bhi Tabah Kiya, Pesh Kiya Jab Gazlon mein hamne Unki Bewafai Ko, Auro Ne to kya Unhone Bhi WAH-WAH Kiya
  54. Woh aye, muskaraye, unhone kaha, hamne suna, woh kehte gaye, hum sunte rahe, woh chal diye, hum reh na sake, bas bol diya, attendence to lelo sir.
  55. whats wrong with ur cell?tried calling lots of times. Everytime I dial ur number it says-The subscriber u r calling is in ur heart.
  56. When nights r long & frnds r few....... I sit by my window & think of u. . A silent whisper a silent tear . . .with all my heart i wish u were here .
  57. Unki julfe unke chehre se utha sakta nahi, dil kee betabi kisi surat chupa sakta nahi. Kitni dilkash hai mahobbat kee jawan majboriyan, samne manzil hai aur paavn bada sakta nahi.....
  58. Unki julfe unke chehre se utha sakta nahi, dil kee betabi kisi surat chupa sakta nahi. Kitni dilkash hai mahobbat kee jawan majboriyan, samne manzil hai aur paavn bada sakta nahi.....
  59. Ankhon ke baat woh samaj nahi pate, honton se magar kuch keh nahi pate. Dil ka haal kis tarha sunaye, koi hai jiske bina hum reh nahi pate...
  60. Friendship is like the relation between the hands and the eyes.Its when the hand gets hurt the eyes cry and when the eyes cry the hands wipe off the tears.
  61. Pathar kyon marte ho ,pura pahaar maar do hum yaheen mar jayenge , sirf ek baar ankh maar do.
  62. Khushbo ki tarah apke pas bikhar jayenge, sukoon bankar dil mein utar jayenge, mehsus karne ki koshish to kijiye, dur hote hue bhi pass nazar aayenge
  63. Savera kya hua,Aap Sitaron ko Bhul gaye.Suraj kya aaya, Aap Chand ko he Bhul gaye. Guzre kya kuch pal Hamare Bina, Aap Hame he Bhul Gaye.
  64. I've got a HABIT of thinking about u, HABIT never goes coz if u remove H, ABIT remains, if u remove A, BIT remains & if u remove B kya karu IT still remains!!!
  65. Remember to remember me. Forget to forget me. Even if u remember to forget me, i"ll never forget to remember u.
  66. I HATE YOU



H = happy to see you.
A = always miss you.
T = take you in my mind.
E = every day never forget you.
so i really want to say...
"I HATE YOU.
  67. éø@¿2øInsecurity of losing luv makes us mistaknly lose d friend in them,insecurity of losing d friend in them makes us mistaknly fall in luv with them.....
  68. Jaroori nahi ki dosto me baat hoti rahe, Jaroori nahi ki dosto me mulaqat hoti rahe,zaroori hai ki Dost jaha bhi rahe Dost ko meri dosti Hamesha yaad rahe.
  69. ,,
 (",)/'OYE KITTHE  <))
 ./¿
   ,,
 (.") pätä kinna 
<((> mis kitta
./ I.  tennu???
 INNNNA ,, 
,_____c",)_____,
            ))
          ./.> SAARA
  70. Mayus se is dil mein tarane bahut hain,zindagi jeene k bahane bahut hain,kis kis ko SMS karun kambakht is nacheez k diwane bahut hain..!

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