1. Have a heart, That never hates. Have a smile, that never fades. Have a touch, that never hurts & have a RELATIONSHIP, That never breaks!! ..
  2. In life v meet lots of people, but make frds few. In those few, some touch our life in such a way, that their presence is felt in their absence too.
  3. How does NAVJOT SiNGH SiDHU describe MANDIRA BEDI? No COVER, No EXTRA COVER,No SLIP,2 SiLLY POiNTS,2 FiNE LEGS,a DEEP
    GULLY & a LiTTLE BiT GRASS on the PiTCH
  4. Hearts cud only luv for a while, feet cud only walk for a mile, clothes wont 4ever be in style, but having U as a FRIEND is 4ever WORTHWHILE.
  5. Ohi chan ohi raatan ohi purvai e, Tusi v hun so javo sanu ta badi neend aai e Gud nite n sweet dreams
  6. Friendship .. Does not bind us , but it is something that sets us free .
  7. Chand utra tha hmaare aangan mein,yeh sitaron ko gwara na hua, hum b sitaron se kaise gila karein , jab chand hi hamara na hua........
  8. Aansu tere nikhle to aakhaen meri ho...dil tera dhadke or dhadkan meri ho...khuda kare hamari dosti itni gahri ho...ki shadi tu kare biwi meri ho...
  9. hum agr aapse mil nai pate,aisa nai k aap hume yaad nai ate,mana k sub rishte nibhae nai jate,jo bas jate hai dil mei wo fir bhulae nai jate ...
  10. Woh aye,muskuraye,unhone kaha,humne suna,woh kehte gaye,hum sunte rahe,woh chal diye,hum reh na sake,bus bol diya, attndence to lelo sir.
  11. Sapno se dil lagane ki aadat nahi rahi,har waqt muskurane ki aadat nahi rahi,ye soch k ki koi manane nahi aayega,ab humein bhi rooth jaane ki adat nahi rahi.
  12. Dua karte hai hum sar jukaye,Ae Dost tu apni manzil ko paye,agar kabhi teri rahon main andhera aaye,Roshni ke liye khuda hum ko jalaye.
  13. Itni choti nahi Dosti apni,tumne kaise soch liya yahi hai Kinara,lo ho gayi tere cell main roshni,lo ab aa gaya msg Hamara.
  14. laut jati he duniya hamara gum dekhkar,jaiselaut jati he lehre kinara dekhkar,tu kandha na dena mere janaze ko,kahi fir zinda na ho jao tera sahara dekhkar.
  15. Bachpan di gali te gwand nahi bhulde,khel de si kali jota o thaan nahi bhulde,asi apni khushian nu tere te vaarde rahe,muthi vich si jota,kali keh ke harde rahe
  16. Sitam dhane ki hadh hoti hai, Paas na aane ki-Ruth jaane ki hadh hoti hai.. Ek sms tou kar de zaalim... Paise bachane ki bhi hadh hoti hai..!
  17. Kh�d� n� A�g�r y� Risht� B�n��y� n� h�t�..Ek D�st k� D��j� s� Mil��y� n� H�t�..Zind�gi h� J��ti B�j��n A�g�r m�n� T�r� J�is� D�st P��y� n� H�t�...
  18. Shikwe bhi honge humse, shikayten bhi hongi humse,par dosto se gila nahi karte ,ache nahin bure sahi par hum jaise dost mila nahi karte.....
  19. SARDAR standing on platform suddenly jumps on railway track..Man says sardarji mar jaoge. Sardar : Marega to tu.. Suna nahi train platform par a rahi hai:-):-)
  20. ....one day i ask God y i've gt a friend like U??!!....God rpld...."SAB PICHLE JANAM KE PAAP HAIN".......
  21. Galib ek din bewafa premika ke ghar ke bahar su-su karte pakda gaya aur bola tere pyar me yu dukhi hai galib, ke aasu bhi niklte hai raste bdal bdal ke !!
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    � �..A lot of people will walk in and out of your life but only true friends will leave footprints in yourheart.

  23. 10-12 log ek sardar ko mar rahe the. Sardar has raha tha, ek admi: kyo has raheho? sardar: mera naam Gulmit he, ye log mujhe Kuldeep samaj ke maar rahe hai!
  24. Duaon ki bheerh mein ek dua hamari hogi,jisme maangi hamne har khushi tumhari hogi,jab bhi koi khushi mile apko,samjho dua kabul hui hamari hogi.
  25. Positve thinking is like this, A little bird in the sky .u look up &it shits in ur eye u don't mind &u don't cry u just thank God that cows don't fly.
  26.      IF           YOU
    
    
    
    
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  27. Ek chiz hai niyari,lagti hai piyari,jo khawb lekar aayegi,tumko bulayegi,lekin sambhalna,pas mat jana kyunke uske liye"MAIN HOON NA".....
    Good ni8.Sweet dreams 4 us.
  28. LIFE IS NOT MEASURED BY THE NUMBER OF BREATHS WE TAKE BUT BY THE MOMENTS THAT TAKE OUR BREATH AWAY.
  29. Jis waqt khuda tumhe banaya hoga ek suror sa uske dil par chhaya hoga pehlay socha hoga tujhe janat may rakhlay phir usay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga
  30. Sada yaar bahara varga,usda dil dildara varga,aase bohte yaar nahi banode, sada iko yaar hi hazaara varga.
  31. Chiragon se andhere door ho jate, toh chand ki chahat kise hoti, kat sakti akeli yeh zindagi, toh dosti naam ki cheez hi kyun hoti.
  32. Mat kar mere dost hasino se mohabat, vo aankho se var karti hain. Maine inhi ankho se dekha hai voh kitno se pyar karti hain.
  33. Har raat ko chand ka shingar nahi milta. Har bag ko phool ka dular nahi milta. Maine bhi duniya dekhi hai dost har insaan ko tere jaisa yaar nahi milta.
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  35. Raat hogi to chaand bhi duhaai dega,tumara chehra khwabo me dikhai dega.Yeh mohabat hai jara sambhal ke karna,ek aasu bhi gira to sunai dega
  36. ARZ KIYA HAI........ Aajkal apke sms ana bandh hai, "WAH WAH" Aajkal apke sms ana bandh hai, khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai? :)
  37. Do u knw who
    wud always b der 4u wenevr
    u ned sum1?
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    Adult & Naughty Messages


  38. Son:Papa-2 2day I had Sex with my Teacher.Papa:Vah ye hui na mardo wali baat,chalo party ho jaye Son:Aaj nhi papa,aaj gand dukh rhi hai.
  39. Teer kya chalati ho dhaar to talvar me hai, teer kya chalati ho dhaar to talvar me hai. Duppete se kya chupati ho, maal to salvar me hai...
  40. Amiri ke khwab dekhne lagi,angreji sharab chakhne lagi,baap ne kabhi pager nahi dekha aur beti mobile rakhne lagi !!!
  41. 2pigs were havin deir food.Pig1:Apna kya zindgi hai, TATTI khana padta hai.Pig2:Sale kitni bar bola hai khate waqt TATTI ki bat matKIYA kar.
  42. har kashti ka sahil nahi hota har koi kimti cheez ke kabil nahi hota-yeh to tumhare pitaji ki meherbani hai varna tum jaise POPAT ke paas mobile nahin hota

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