"Hi! Wrighty here! As you probably already know, I'm one of the Longueville Lads and I feel that it is my duty to inform you of the wonderful person called Elmo. As she's one of my favourite birds, you can find a photo of her on my own page, which you can access via the menu on the left. However, on this page, instead of pictures of her, I've decided to provide pictures of things with 'Elmo' or similar words on them. If you've got any more of your own, then I'd love to have them - just send them to the usual address, with the subject as 'Wrighty's saucy Elmo pictures' and I'll add them to this page. Cheers!"