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Bio : Bradley Jack Pietrzak was born many year ago, 27 to be exact. Young Brad was delivered and raised in a sugar shanty. He worked at the Shanty until he was 14. It was then that Brad became very restless. He was unhappy with his life as a ShantyMan. He had a craving for adventure, and excitement. The only logical thing for Brad to do was to pack up his bags and move to the big city.
     When Brad first arrived in Port Stanley he was amazed at the Traffic lights and their dazzling neon glow. Brad used to spend hours just standing on the sidewalk stairing up at the amazing lights, watching them change from green... to yellow... to red.... and back to green again. Brad eventually began spending so much time on the side walk he decided he ought to start trying to make some money while he was there. It was then that Brad found his true calling in life, to sell sidewalk chalk. Brad thought it was so cool all the things you could draw with sidewalk chack. Things like cats, baseballs, planes, and even a map of Florida. Little did Brad realize that he was headed for the most difficult crisis that he would ever face..
     Brad was now 20, and perfectly happy selling sidewalk chalk. There was only one thing that stood in his way....PIZZA. Brad's sidewalk chalk empire was located right next to a pizza parlour. At first Brad resisted his craving for the tender crust, and greasy cheese. But soon Brad's urges got the best of him and he went in for his first delicious slice. Just one slice was not enough for Brad, soon it was Two, then three, then three a day. Before anyone had a chance to stop him Brad had become a Pizza Junkie. At first Brad's friends thought that his addiction to Pizza was commical, as his last name sounds just like the word Pizza. The weeks and months and years went by, and soon the addiction wasn't so funny anymore. Luckily for the future of rock and roll, somone would soon enter Brad's life that would change things for the better.
     When Brad had just turned 26 he met a special little fella that folks called Steve Cable. The Cable Kid as he was later called was to be Brad's saving Grace. Steve was just visiting Port Stanley for the day, when he bumped in to Brad on the sidewalk. When Brad Held out a piece of chalk for Steve to view. Steve was Breathtless by the sight of Brad's flawless hands. Steve knew that these dexterous works of art were perfect for playing guitar, and Steve told Brad that he wouldn't leave until Brad agreed to be in a band with him. Brad had nothing to lose so he went home with Steve to live in his basement and play guitar. One night Steve woke up and Brad was screaming about how bad he needed Pizza. Steve slapped Brad in the face and said, "LIFE ISN'T ALL ABOUT PIZZA, THERE ARE ALSO NACHOS" Then Steve forced Brad to eat some nachos and Brad realized that he could maintain a healthy balance between Pizza and nachos.
    Today Brad is no longer a Pizza Junky, and is one rippin guitarist. Steve and Brad Practiced really hard and now Longface owes it's ingenious musical complexity to one Bradley Jack Pietrzak.