So wat's yer name, kid?	Louis Arellano...
You got a nick-name or was 'dat it?	*shrugs, then pulls a black and white wand from his sleeve* Merlin. They call me Merlin.
Where you from, anyways?	*smirks* Wouldn't you like tah know. Actually, I was born in Greece...to an Italian mother. A German father. Travelled all over Europe by the time I was six. An wat've I got tah show for it....*holds out his wand and taps his empty hands* Pockets even emptier.
Whadd'a yah look like?	*smiles thoughtfully* Devilishly hansom.
Got any 'ahhh, distin'guishin charact'ahristics?	Oh I wouldn't say distinguishing...but since you said it and not me... the fact that I'm the only newsboy I know that can make objects disappear into thin air might be distingushing.
If you emptied out yah pockets on dis' table right now, wat�would fall out?	Absolut-e-ly nothing. *grins and flashes a wink* All the stuff is in my sleeves.
How'd you find 'da place?	Oh yah know, there's this thing out front....called a sign? Yeah, it's very helpful....
You drink, smoke, gamble...�	I do what the situation calls for.
Related tah any'bady�we'd know?	Hahaa...*wipes a tear of laughter from his eye* You're funny, kid
Who's yah best friend?	*shrugs* Why would I want someone around tah stab me in tha back?
Got any woyds tah live by?	A magician never reveals his secrets. So you can take that as a "no".