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"Introduction"
By: Chase

So its April, the sites finally finding a foothold, and its time for my first post. I've decided that I will first give myself a formal introduction. I am Chase K. the 4th. My Grandfather of 2 generations past was on one of the first ships sailing from Germany to America. In Austria, my ancestors had a large and powerful family and were one of the more influential obscure Austrian noble families of the time period, which was some time during the 16 through 18 hundreds.

Now that you know me a little better, I will now discuss the reasoning behind three things. These things being, why I rant about religion, why I don't believe/like the one so called god. And finally, why I am an evil mother fucker, Joe.

Ever since I was a boy of four, my parents took me to church. I never fully understood why they took me their, I thought it was punishment for peeing in the neighbor's front yard. It wasn't until I turned about 7 years old that I learned of the true malevolent purpose of going to church. It was because my father was a tightwad and my mother had a heavily religious mother (who was my now deceased Grandmother). Ever since that young age of 7 I have been forced to go to church off and on, not by my dear sweet mother (she thankfully divorced my father when I was not but 8 years old), but by my mentally injured and foolish father who continued with the fallacious prospect. So in order to smite my father's attempts to Christianize me, I began to pay attention to the preacher's teachings. And soon enough I knew more than my father did about his own religion, and I could point out most of the contradictions and flaws therein. For instance, If everyone is born into sin, and if you die without repenting your sins you go to hell, then stillborn babies would go to hell, seems logical enough doesn't it? Well that’s where the Bible contradicts itself, because it also says that children who die as they are born or before they leave the womb are excused from hell. And yet again that brings up the prospect that children who are say, two months old, what happens to them? One final thing I would like to add is that religion also plays a role in politics, In fact, religious beliefs have started more wars and killings than any other aspect of human life.

This is why I have decided to rant about religion. But I'm sure your still wondering why I don't believe/like god. Well, its pretty much because there are a hundred different religions out their, all claiming to be right, and all teaching pretty much the same stuff, you know. Be nice to each other and don't steal and stuff like that. And if all these religions are teaching things about how to behave, then their pretty much teaching a moot topic. I mean, most people, without any religious influence of any kind, have their own basic morals. People are so amazed with how religions tell them to do the right things, but never realize that the religions are telling them the same thing that their mother and father teach them as a child.

Now that covers the first two issues. And I am an evil motherfucker, and that’s the only reason you need for that.

Final Thought:
Now time for my final thought. You can always act nice, but you don't need to throw money and time and effort away on being treated like a child. That’s why Mr. Chase always says.... RELIGION SUCKS