People

Will Richardson AKA: The Willster, Joke Nazi, Catchphrase Whore, Fat Bastard

A very jolly fellow who possesses an unrivalled ability to fill his bed with any woman he pleases. Considered to be rather good looking. Or, so they say...  

John Rostron AKA: The Johnster

The leader of the IT Support people. Jolly, sometimes a little hyper, pulls strange, yet hilarious faces. Known notoriously for his dismissive nature.  

Longhair (Me) AKA: Longhair Somalian Trampstraw Ben Murden Kebab

The legend himself. And prone to getting rather drunk on certain occasions. Cultivated the 'Creation Of The Website' (This website wasn't his first - his debut web was a Guns N' Roses site). Bloody Uncle Bryn went and copied him, though, and decided to take it up to the next level by making millions of sites. Longhair used to have long hair, but got it cut rather short. But again will the day be that his hair will rise once more...

Paul Rhodes AKA: Uncle Bryn

Wrecks stuff by making them silly. Creates naff websites. Although his MAIN one is actually fairly decent. Has blonde hair. Looks like a paedophile when he slicks it back.

Mark Wood AKA: Shake My And, Woody

Likes Metallica quite a bit. And as well as that... likes Metallica quite a... oh, already said that.

Peter Harrison AKA: Pete

Loves Will.  

Claire Bell AKA: Bloody Claire

Spouse of John. Very crazy. Stay clear when on a night out with her, she'll make you pay for upsetting her by breaking your shin with her 'Shin-Breaking Modified Boots'. Or will knee cap you.

James AKA: Germs

Don't really know too much about him. Don't really know why I included him. Looks a bit like Earthworm Jim. But not as cool. Or good-looking.

Damian Wray AKA: Gamian, Z-Doom

Plays games a lot. Has a girly voice. Over-exemplifies the 's' or the 'z' in a word he might be saying.

David Jepson AKA: Jeffery

Used to always bring chocolates for us all, but hasn't done so in quite a while.