Various spoonerisms
Here they are...
1. I cook mens socks...
2. Well you shouldy well blood be!
3. Futher Mucker!
4. Betty Swallocks!
5. Somebody feed the cooking fat!
6. Our queer dean...
7. A blushing crow
8. Tons of soil
9. Nicking his pose
10. The tarecaker docked the loor
11. As a fatter of mact
12. Give the brad a lake
13. Get him low!
14. You've got crap hentral seating...