Info About

Longhair

NAME: ???

AKA: Longhair

BIRTHPLACE: London

BIRTHDATE: 2/4/86

FAVE FOOD: Kebab

FAVE FILM: ''Carlito's Way''

FAVE BOOK: ''A Clockwork Orange''

OTHER INFO: I enjoy listening to bands such as Blur, Oasis, Suede, Radiohead, REM and the Manic Street Preachers. My favourite actor is Al Pacino (Look at my best films list and you'll pretty much guess that). I love going out and getting wasted, and rewarding myself with a kebab afterwards. If you want to order a kebab, ring (01482) 642666 to contact Bella pizza. A man should answer, saying; 'hello, Bella!' and you will answer; 'Hello, I would like to order a large donner kebab with garlic sauce and lettuce'.

DIFFERENT NAMES FOR MYSELF:

1. Schlong-Hair

2. King Kong-Hair

3. Bong-Hair

4. Wrong-Hair

5. Song-Hair

6. John-Hair

7. Dong-Hair

8. Gong-Hair

9. Thong-Hair

10. Schlami-Hair (According to Barnacles)

11. On certain days (preferably nights out), I am referred to as Tramp Straw.

12. The Somalian

13. Longius Hairius

14. Ben Murden

15. Kebab

16. Bodrum

There isn't really a set-day of which these names are chosen to be called. It just depends on what mood the people in IT support are, eg, if  John is in a bad mood, its usually Schlong-Hair, if in a good mood, Bong-Hair (actually, there is no 'good' or 'bad' version of Hair, it just depends on what people feel like calling me).