You believe every dog is a lap dog.
You buy your dog ice cream cones.
You go to the pet supply store for fun because you can take your dog inside.
You walk in the pouring rain because your dog needs her walk.
You reach into your pockets for change and dog treats fall out.
You talk to your dog on the phone.
You like people who like your dog. You don't like people who don't.
The first thing your friends say when they see you is "How's (the dog)?"
You have a kiddie wading pool in the yard, but no children.
Your parents refer to your dog as their granddog.
Your dog sleeps with you.
You let the neighbor dogs sleep over.
No matter how large your bed is, it is not large enough for you and the dog(s).
You like to talk to, pat, and feed every dog you know.
You believe there is no such thing as a naughty dog.
You talk to your dog when you are driving. She answers.
You can't see out your car's passenger window because of all the nose-prints.
No one wants to ride in your car because they know they'll get dog hair on their clothes.
You always have dog hair on your clothes.
You match your furniture/carpet/clothes to your dog.
You'll watch a bad movie because a dog like your is in it.
Books and movies are ruined for you if the dog references are wrong.
You meet people with dogs and remember their dogs' name right away, but not theirs.
You have 32 different names for your dog. Most make no sense, but she understands.
The highlight of your day is spending time with your dog.
You sign and send birthday/anniversary/Christmas cards from your dog.
You sit on the floor if the dog got in the chair first.
Your dog has taught you to fetch.
You keep eating even after finding a dog hair in your food.
Your dog has her own web site.
You are his life, his love, his leader.
He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart.
You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.
- Anonymous
