Is
it possible to please girls
A group of girls are on vacation, when they see a
5-storey hotel
with a sign
that reads: "For Women Only".
Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.
The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have
5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for,
you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign
telling
you what's inside."
So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads:
"All the men on this floor are short and plain."
The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and
handsome."
Still, this isn't good enough,
so the friends continue on up.
They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are
tall and plain."
They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two
floors left, they continued on
up.
On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall
and handsome."
The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that
there is still one floor left.
Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.
There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was
built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."
Apples
and Bananas
Three men were in a plane about to jump, when one man dropped an apple,
another dropped a banana and the other man dropped a bomb.
They all parachuted down following the apple, banana and bomb.
The first man landed and saw a woman crying and asked her, "Why are you
crying?"
The lady replied, "An apple hit my head."
Then the second man saw another woman crying and asked why she was crying.
She said, "A banana hit my head."
Once the third man landed, he saw a woman laughing and asked why she was
doing so. She said, "When I farted, my house blew up!"