Joe’s dog barked and
barked until he thought he would lose his voice.
"Dogs never lose their voice,"
he thought as he looked out once again to see Madison was at
the end of his rope, straining to make friends with two very
saucy squirrels. The creatures stood unconcerned as they
lifted and inspected the fallen nuts. It seemed to Joe that
they were deliberately, with squirrel malice and playfulness,
trying to get Madison to rupture a lung, or at least the
animal’s throat. The animals knew the reach of Madison’s
leash and kept away.
The nuts were another matter. Joe loved
the butternuts from the tree and wanted to shell and freeze
several pounds. He knew that the squirrels would leave nothing
worth eating and that half of what they would hide would
sprout in Spring which was fine in a forest, but not in his
back yard.
Joe decided to take action. He would keep
the squirrels away, though not all the chipmunks, by
lengthening Madison’s tie rope enough to allow him to patrol
part of the tree’s area. The squirrels could forage on the
blind side of the tree’s trunk, out of sight of Madison
which meant that things would quiet down.
The next day, Madison’s tie rope was
longer by several meters but neither the vigilant dog nor the
saucy squirrels were aware of the extension of Madison’s
patrol territory. There were surprised eyes all around as the
dog, barking fiercely and charging to where the rope
previously stopped, continued forward expecting to strain
against the rope.
He assumed the straining position and
fell on his face. The squirrels had never seen him so close
and decided that he really was a lot scarier in person.
Madison could not believe his good fortune and thought he was
free. He sprang at the squirrels but they got away.
The butternuts remained on the ground
within the area patrolled by Madison and the squirrels stayed
out of sight. It was rumored that one of the group of furry,
nut eating machines had suffered a nervous attack and was
recovering in a hollow tree, deep in the woods, and dining on
sweet, soothing grasses.
Madison had just enough rope to maintain
a sort of free zone of nuts and Joe gathered very many that
year. Madison got lots of exercise chasing the few squirrels
he saw.
It was the following Spring when Joe woke
up one morning to frantic barking. The clock said 3:00 AM and
all he could see were squirrels at the tree, just out of reach
of the tie out. The moon shadows were silent and dream like,
but it was bright enough to see the squirrel shapes here and
there.
It happened two nights later and again
the night after that and Joe was considering muzzling Madison
as some of the neighbors complained also. Instead, he decided
to lengthen the rope again. Now it was long enough to go
around the tree.
That very night, or rather, at 3:00 AM
the next morning, Madison’s barking woke Joe from a very
special dream. The grin on his face would not go away and he
had that particular and peculiar feeling of total happiness
that one can get from a really special dream. It seemed to him
the fantasy of his mind would not release him even as the
barking grew louder and more desperate.
He decided to bring his best friend
inside for the remainder of the night, despite the fact that
Madison loved it outside on a nice Spring night.
As he opened the door to the yard, her
heard a man’s voice, gruffly cursing. Madison was insanely
desperate in his barking now.
Joe switched the back lights and there,
on the spring lawn, wrapped in several tangles of dog rope,
was a man in black wearing a ski mask. He swatted at Madison,
but the dog dodged and lunged and pulled the rope so that his
guest was never sure of anything.
The police arrived within minutes of
Joe’s call. It seemed they were on the way to ask him to
shut up his loud dog.