Hello my name is Crundlert! I'll be your guide! Good news! London Toilet Guide is almost ready for your eyes!

This site is brand new and will soon be open to public! FREE information as to where locate your best FREE toilet near you! In the London area no less!!!!!!!!! Yeah, that's right, Bob, you wont have to skulk in no bush no more. And Janis? Put away your 20p, you can use that money to get yourself two lollypops, because you guessed it! You wont need to pay for a public toilet ever again! No need to bring your rubber gloves Frank, we will find the cleanest toilets you ever did see. And Casey, you better bring your gloves anyway, you are a battyman hahaha, good old Casey. Dont touch me you poof.

(c) 2004 fuck you I was here first