Ode to Linda...
My friend Linda was a cool gal
except for that one time I'll explain, oh yes I shall
she went to the kitchen to grab herself a snack
and when she returned she didn't bring me any back
how selfish was she
to go into the kitchen and not bring me any Bumblebee
she made her sandwich look nice and tasty
with some fresh tuna right out of the sea
I can't believe how selfish she was
and needy, and greedy should I tell the Fuzz(cops)
I don't know just what I should do?
Should I bitch and moan and complain until I turn blue?
Or should I just get up and make my own tuna
or should I make her jealous and have some cheese and Bolonga
I dunno just what I should do....
So I'll piss and moan until I'm blue
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