The Almighty Commandments Of The
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These are the rules of weed, to which all stoners abide (at least the polite ones, the ones that aren't assholes). When it comes to pot it is simply a matter of remembering the Golden rule.

                  When you are smoking with a group of people
                  Do unto them what you would have them do unto you

I will now lay down all the rules. Whether you choose to follow them is up to you. If you think I've left something out (that's right, I'm not perfect), simply
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Assume you are always smoking with a group when reading these.

1. Make sure everyone gets the same amount of cones. The rotation of the bong or spliff should be the same for the whole session.

2. If there is no designated cone technician for packing and passing, don't pack yourself huge cones. Be sharing.

3. If someone roll a good joint of pulls a cone really well, comment on their pro skills.

4. Whoever rolls the joint, lights the joint. This is regardless of who's weed it is.

5. Never ever hog the weed or pack extra bowls for yourself even if it is your weed. That would just be rude.

6. If someone shouts you a session, you must shout them back in the future, even if their weed was shit.

7. Adding to no.6, if someone is nice enough to shout you a session, don't say that their weed was crappy.

8. Adding to no.1, if everyone is stoned but one person isn't, it is acceptable to give them an extra cone at the end. Everyone must be stoned.

9. If I ever need to use a person's implement (bong etc.) Give them a cone for their trouble.

10. If a session is running low and you are getting shouted the weed, and you have weed for later, be kind and add in some of your stash.

11. This isn't a rule, more a matter of intelligence. If someone is going to give you cones never turn down a session unless the consequences of doing so outweigh the fun of smoking some dope.

Those are my rules and if I think of anymore I'll write them down. Chill!!
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