Mum's Sayings
Don't mum's just say the stranges things sometimes that make you want to go "by god mum, were'd
you pull that one", well i don't know about yours but mine
does, as this is only a new small section in it's infancy it's not that big, so don't get your
hopes up just yet, it's just a trial really to see if i can get enough to fill it, call it
a pilot page, i have a couple of trial's and if i think it sucks it comes off never to be seen again.
Okay here are the strange and wonderful sayings that sprout forth from my mum's mouth.
(A small disclaimer to the easily offended, some of the following sayings contain coarse
language, so if you don't like it maybe there is something else you could be doing, like
painting a line down your driveway... makes you think doesn't it).
- "It sticks like shit to a blanket" (When describing something sticky)
- "You need a loud hailer" (when telling you you need to speak up, i think she means
mega-phone in normal persons terms)
- "Give your nose a biscuit" (???)
That's all, there'll be more tomorrow. I told you it was a small section.
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