Andrew's Hitlist

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Yes, when the time finally comes that the pressures of life make you go stark raving mad, it's nice to have a list of people to take with you when you go. Just to make sure you don't miss out on anyone deserved of your aggresion. This is my hitlist, if you're on it, pray i stay in good mental health.
  1. People on those trendy little metal scooters, not quite a skateboard, not quite a scooter.

  2. Anyone with a personalised mobile phone ring, that plays some annoying digitised version of the inspector gadget theme song, or something to that effect.

  3. People who don't know how to use a MET ticket machine and make me miss my train.

  4. People who feel the need to wear what i like to call 'skirt-pants', you know what i'm talking about, and if you haven't seen them picture a skirt attatched to a pair of pants.

  5. Anyone who has to own 'Hello kitty' gear.

  6. Lecturers/tutors/lab assistants at uni with loads of brains but no communication skills
  7. People who ring me up to get me to sell raffle tickets,
  8. People who correct my bad grammar.
  9. Guys whos penis feels so much bigger every time they step into their sports car.
  10. Guys who cruise down chapel street in their commodores with their personalised number plates and all their windows down, their music all the way up, a guy with a bass drum in the back seat and their seat so far back they're looking out the rear window.
  11. Creators and lovers of techno.
  12. Anyone with a cigarette between their fingers (hey i'm just speeding up the process)
  13. People who don't understand why muppets are so funny.
  14. Anyone who happens to be wearing full body track-suits in public tucked in to their moccasins.
  15. People wearing thongs AND socks, with their sock being divided by the toe strap of the thong.
  16. BOY BANDS!!!
  17. People who tap their fingers with no apparent rythym or beat.
  18. B Magazine (make up your own mind guys)
  19. Any other girl magazines
  20. Anyone who takes this list seriously.

The list is growing, BEWARE, MWAAAAAA HA HA HA!

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