about?
a. LOW
b. Props
c. 151
d. Soliloquy
e. "I can't decide!"
f. Murder Mystery
g. Roshamon
h. Wrong
i. "Oh man, I don't know. Too many questions."
j. Imminent Doom
k. Pina Colada Dance
3. You have to wear a dress to the next show. What dress would you pick? Do I need to specify ONE here? Good.
a. Borrow anything from a friend.
b. Something bleak from my grandma's closet that NO ONE will pay attention to.
c. Something I'd wear to my prom.
d. Something fun, to show everyone it's all in good fun.
e. Something i'd wear everyday, not flashy.
f. Decide to go all out, pick a theme, and go with it.
g. Eh, a dress? They were serious? Anything that fits in a bag and can slip on
over clothes and off in an instant!
h. Something fun from my grandma's closet that people will laugh at.
i.The simplest thing possible: shirt, skirt.
j. Eh, a dress? They were serious? Anything that I bought while acid-tripping
that I've never worn and will never wear again.
5. Are you better at... Pick ALL that apply.
a. ryhming
b. giving hints
c. changing words around so they mean something totally different
d. seeing different points of view
e. coming up with various accents
f. singing
g. using your body to get a point across [stop those dirty thoughts!]
h. making a joke that you thought everyone would get, but didn't
i. guessing from hints
j. subtleties
a. confused boy, "Well, uh..."
b. confused girl, "Well, see I was going to, well..."
c. valley girl, "Like, I was like he's got to go and he was like..."
d. superior to everyone, "I said we should do it this way, but no one listened..."
e. horny boy, "And that's when I said, 'You should come home with ME.' "
f. parent-like, "Now honey, you are going to catch cold..."
g. little, shy boy, "Ah, shucks lady..."
h. sexually superior, "Now, just bend over and we'll see what the problem is..."
i. Sakespearean, "Where arst thou, my love..."
j. trailer trash, "Now honey, you told the 6 kids we could go to McDonalds..."
k. geeky, "I said we should just plug it in to the clac and ..."
4. What's your overall comedy style? Pick ONE type.
a. overtly sexual
b. sexual undertones
c. sexually silly
d. old-time serious, more sophisticated type jokes
e. young serious, appeals to the younger part of the audience
f. physical, to the extent that anyone's health doesn't matter
g. physical, but in a completly serious way
h. physical, but only to me, nobody else will get hurt
i. silly
j. bashfully silly
k. silly, but in a completly serious way
l. as serious as it can possibly get
m. a sense of humor known only to me, but trying to convince the audience
6. You need to work on... Pick ANY that apply.
a. guessing from hints
b. ryhming
c. coming up with various accents
d. singing
e. giving hints
f. using your body more
g. subtleties
h. seeing different points of view
i. changing words around so they mean something completly different
a. off making a movie
b. off doing charity work
c. writing something
d. in a play
e. getting fired/quitting from work
f. in another state doing work
g. dancing
h. playing a sport