Dearly Departed Darwins
Well, even though some hate the idea that a favorite Darwin will leave the group, it unfortunetly happens.  Here now, is a page for those Darwins that have gone on to a better place.  Here you can say your final goodbyes, maybe email me and leave a goodbye that I'll post on this page so the Darwin can see it.  Otherwise, enjoy to the best of your ability...I know it's a hard time, but try to cope.  Currently, Layton and Mark have joined Drew in the afterlife.  But they're not in Chicago with him, they're in Hollywood, Ca.  Click on the pic to be taken to that person's page.
DREW
Wow...Drew.  He's a very blue comedian.  He enjoys Bi-bulls.  Right now he's in Chicago so he's not in any shows.  So sad.  He has a thing for redheads, so all of you redheads, beware.  He has a girlfriend in Chicago, but when he's here...he's in a different area code.  HMMMM.
Layton
Layton.  "TEXAS SUCKS," Alec.  "No, no you suck," Layton.  "No it's Texas.  Texas sucks," Tiffany.  In case you didn't catch the drift, Layton is from Texas.  Suprisingly, not many people know this.  He doesn't like to use his accent.  He should though as many girls find it very, very sexy.  (read that in a seductive voice).  Layton loves physical comedy and has even broke the set on occasion.  Unlike most of the group members, his major is nothing artistic what-so-ever.  It is Russian and Slavic Studies.  What the hell?
Mark
Mark goes for the sexual jokes.  If the opportunity arises, he never misses it.  Does this transfer to his real life?  I'm not sure.  Nor do I want to find out.  Per Mark's request, he's apparently VERY single and VERY looking for some action. 
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