| STATISTICS OF KATIE FAHNEL |
| FULL NAME: Kathryn Leigh Fahnel (my mom always wanted a Katie [after Katie Scarlett] and she got the Leigh from Vivien Leigh--can't tell she's a Gone with the Wind freak, huh?) BORN: May 7th to Pam and Rick Fahnel HEIGHT: 5' 8" WEIGHT: we'll just say beefy PARENTS' STORY: mom was the valedictorian of her HS class; dad was the cool dropout musician with a smart mouth--sparks flew and my sister was born two months after they got married. FAVORITE COLOR: Probably red or black, but it changes from day to day ONE WORD DESCRIPTION OF MYSELF: weird FAVORITE WAY TO WASTE MY TIME: watch porn, read, or loiter at Borders; sometimes my creative side comes out and I make really bad watercolor paintings or cool T-shirts ODD TRAITS: I like to be naked a lot, which isn't that great since I don't exactly look like a supermodel unless you have glaucoma. I like bathroom humor, you know, pee-pee, poo-poo, farting, boogers. Yeah, poop and nudity keep me entertained for hours. PET PEEVES: the poor grammar that seems to flourish in the Midwest, i.e. "I seen" "youse" "He come"; when people say of-ten instead of off-en; spit; people who talk during movies; people who think they know the words to songs FUN FACTS: I was once a nude model for an art class at Viterbo. I was on TV for High School Challenge (game show for area nerds). I used to have a cat named Booger. I had a pilonidal cyst on my tailbone removed three days before I left for college. My mom then had to drive down to La Crosse the first couple of days to pack the gauze to ensure correct healing. I can now say my momma was a buttpacker! FAVORITE MUSIC: anything except country, mostly classic rock--Zeppelin, CSNY, The Who, The Police, Sting, Black Crowes, Black Sabbath/Ozzy, and a bunch of others. Lately I've been getting into some bluesy stuff like Kenny Wayne Shepherd and Susan Tedeschi (LOVE her!) I also have a weakness for 70s funk. LAST TIME I PUKED: May 28th when some girl on my Belize trip punched me in the stomach. BIGGEST TURN-ONS: intelligence, warped sense of humor, long curly hair, the smell and hipbones of men, dorkiness FAVORITE TIME OF YEAR: very beginning of fall (sweatshirt weather) BEST COMPLIMENT(S): "You're very full of positive energy." "You're so real." "You have pretty eyes." "Katie, don't ever change." WORST COMPLIMENTS: "You're just like a guy." "I thought you'd be too heavy and the kayak would sink." FAVORITE SAYING(S): "Sexcellent" "Are you calling me fat?" "God I'm so cool." "I welcome filth." " '______' is overrated." "Shasta McNasty McGee." LINES I'VE HEARD (JUDGE FOR YOURSELF): "You must have grown up on a farm." "We'll just turn the lights off and mess around." "I have sex on the first date." "How about we go in the weeds for awhile and I'll show you a good time." CELEBS I'D LIKE TO BONE: Conan O'Brien, Tommy Shaw, Sting, Hugh Jackman, Jack Black, Prince, Brandon Boyd, Angelina Jolie, Nikki Sixx FAVORITE TV SHOWS: The Simpsons, Conan O'Brien, 70s Show, Howard Stern, anything on Comedy Central, Discovery, TLC, or VH-1. |