Joke Index
Jokes I told and the prizes I won for them

Stale Bread

Q: Where should you recognize a pack of apple Jetsam to hopes of The Neggery?
A: By protected the deck of invisible brain chair pasties!

Q: Where are you make a school of robot to playing a game the The Lost Desert?
A: When it's offering secret of white broth Tuskaninnies!

Q: What should you stop a pack of inventive Noil unlike hoping of The Advent Calendar?
A: When it's offering him a spell of peach Anubis pea Quadrupi!

Raw potato

Q: How can you get a loyal Acara for liking a Kikoughela?
A: You can't a wing of island Eo Cobrall Wockies!

Q: Who do you get a team of Spooky wanting to spending your time Battle Faerie?
A: When it's sporting the orb of Faerie Deaver Wockies!

Uh Oh... Now you've done it!

King Skarl Says:
That was the worst joke ever! I only give it 0 out of 1000!
Leave my kingdom now! *Grrrrrrrr*


Hmmm... I'd get out of here if I were you.

Bag of Peas

Q: What shouldn't you tell an red Ultra Mega Bot 2000 wanting to not being afraid into Tiki Tack Man?
A: With offering him a trident of single plum staff sandwiches!

Q: Where won't you trust a Pirate wanting to thinks they know on the Turmaculus?
A: When it's protected rod of smashed recipe butter knives!

Q: Where shouldn't you think a school of acrobatic who never fails to leave for Giant Omelette?
A: When it's got trumpet of silver mutant ultranova lives!

Q: When doesn't you trust a herd of Spooky Aishas unlike to Kikoughela?
A: When it's the big book of Halloween Auction Genie Angelpuss Cybunnies!

Q: Where didn't you go a school of Halloween wanting to get angry at Bloaty Belly?
A: The holding cup of Faerie Aisha Angelpuss berries!

Q: Where shouldn't you turn a team of sophisticated Techos spends their time on the Cockroach Towers?
A: When it's shouldn't him a plate of plushie negg butter knives!

Blackened Bannana

Q: Where won't you tell a school of unpainted Teasquito wanting to wants something into rainbow frost cannon?
A: When They're offering him a trident of rainbow pineapple pancakes!

Q: Who will a school of tomato Pterii wanting to wants on the Employment Agency?
A: When it's them a tin of plum Tigermouse negg Quadrupi!

Gruel

Q: Why you tell a school of striped Elephantes to searches for the Wheel of Excitement?
A: When They're him a trumpet of pink mecha s!

Q: Who will you think vicious who thinks they know on the Wishing Well?
A: The him a spell of plushie mustard tashes!

Q: Who do a school of Tyrannian Unis to wanting into Maraqua?
A: When They're shouldn't him a spotted speckled muffin cutlasses!

Cup of Water

Q: Where will another name for Pirate which wants on Zygorax the Grundo?
A: When They're hidden them a copy of pear medicinal Horuses!

Tasty Turnip Tartar

Q: Where doesn't you call upon a team of Mutant Aishas similar to beating up on Battle Faerie?
A: When They're hidden her a basket of Faerie Airax Alkenore Horuses!

Sludge Pie

Q: Who did you keep a flock of ferocious Blumaroos that with the Turmaculus?
A: With got the starry sofas!

Q: When shouldn't you stop a pack of vain unlike upset by a gift on The Tyrannian Jungle?
A: When it's shouldn't him a secret of silver toys!

Chunky Meaty Stew

Q: Who won't you tell a school of mischievous wanting to places a bet the Wock Til You Drop?
A: When it's shouldn't her a trumpet of pear life pasties!

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