Sounds like a bad Michael Moore film..
Name: Patrick Gill
Location: Sioux City, IA
Age: 22
Nicknames: Loki, Furious, El Douche, Whitey-Cracker
Occupation: Student @ Briar Cliff University, Pizza Delivery Driver @ Little Caesar's
Fastest Reaction Time: .321
Club Memberships: None for the time being
Racing Experience: Eight Test & Tune runs
Sponsors: I'll end up getting a sponsor the day Satan skates to work
Dream Car: Black Ford Explorer fully loaded and tweaked beyond compare
What I like best about my Focus: Easy to mod
What I hate the most about my Focus: The mileage, the fog lights (which are no longer an issue)