E-mail # 1
Name: RUMPLE FARTPANTZ
E-mail: [email protected]
Date: Wed Feb 20 2002
Time: 12:51:44
.FUCK YOU YOU SLANDERING PANSY ASSED BUTT MUNCH! EYE OF HORUS HAS FALLEN SO WILL YOUR NEW STORE! DID YOU CREATE SOME BAD KARMA FOR YOURSELF? GOTHIC PURPLE SHIRTED WANNA BE GOTH! AND MY GRANDFATHER THE GOD LOKI WANTS YOU TO STOP USING HIS NAME! YOU STALKER TYPE SEXCHANGING NOBODY! HAVE A NICE DAY!
Well, I bet you were quite a "special" child when you were growing up (if you have indeed grown up). Where do I begin? One, I don't know you so how could I slander you? Two, I think you've confused me with someone else because I've never owned a store in my life. Although I do know of the store you speak of. Perhaps you are trying to get in touch with who ever owned Eye of Horus. If that is the case then you certainly qualify as an idiot. Congratulations!
Three, my Karma is just fine, how's yours?
Four, I've never worn a purple shirt in my life and never tried, nor have I ever wanted, to be a "goth".
Five, if you truly believe that Loki, the God, is your grandfather then you are a genuine psycho. Once again, congratulations! If Loki really wanted me to stop using his name then I think he would find a better way to stop me then through you.
Six, if anyone has exhibited any "stalker type" tendencies I believe you should look in the mirror.
And seven, thank you! I will have a nice day!
E-mail #2
Name: BUTT MUNCH
E-mail: [email protected]
Date: Wed Feb 27 2002
Time: 11:57:45
IF I HEAR ANY MORE SHITE FROM YOU MY GIRLFRIEND IS GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS! BEACUSE I CANNOT HIT A SOON TO BE PANSY ASSED BITCH! I DO NOT LIKE YOU! I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU! FEAR MY
GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!
If you don't want to hear anything more from me than why do you keep contacting me? Let me explain how it works. You send me a message and I respond to it. See a connection?
You think you know everything about me? I can tell that you don't know nearly enough my insane friend.
As for your silly little threat about your girlfriend kicking my ass I'm not concerned. Your threat (if it can even be call that) only shows exactly what you are, a coward. Nothing more. What kind of man gets his girlfriend to fight for him?
You say you don't like me? That's nice I'll be sure to care someday.
E-mail #3
Name: turdbergler
E-mail: [email protected]
Homepage: dont have one asshole
Date: June 9, 2004
Time: 12:42pm
Why don't u go fuck a chicken in the ass u sick fucking basturd u are a sorry excuise for a man or a women what ever u are shitforbrain chicken fucker i am going to kick ur chickin fuckin ass so hard that it fucking swells up so baad that u can't shit for a fucking week dumbass chicken fucker y dont u go eat some shit asswhip. Thank u, oo and have fun fuckin those chickens. Goodbye chicken fucker untill next time. eat **it
Yet another submission for this section. . I suppose I should not encourage these poor disgruntled fools by replying but they seem to like it. So who am I to deny them? However, I do wish they learn how to write like someone who at least passed Grade 4 English but what can one expect?
Now as for Mr. or Mrs. Turdbergler I will make this simple and avoid any two-dollar words, as I am sure you would suffer a most unpleasant headache. What is this bizarre fascination you have with chickens? Is there something you want to talk about? Did a chicken break your heart and turn you into an embittered chicken rapist? Poor Turdbergler! Never got the chicken of his life. Well, my illiterate friend, I am no chicken and am not interested in being your chicken. So, should you decide to make further contact please remember that I'm not looking for a relationship because I am quite happy in my current one. Which is completely chicken free. Thanks for dropping a line!