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So , Welcome to Sex Ed class , young students , I'm Miss Emma Frost � the young female teacher said to the full clasroom in front of her- and i hope you will take this class with the desrved respect and maturity , because those who doesnt will find themselvs at the principal�s office , and we both know Mr Kelly isnt in good mood after the food fight that took place in the cafeteria today.

Well lets start this 3 hour crash course on sex , and then i will be free to answer all your doubts.

3 hours later.....

Okay , questions time , c'mon , dont be shy.-the scantily clad young woman said � remember , there are no stupid questions.

A goth girl in the back row raised her arm..

Yes , Marie?

Ah was just wondering , is it possible to have sex without any physical contact?- Rogue asked.

Well, no Marie, I'm afraid is practically imposible to have sex without physical contact, and it's quite a weird thought if ya want my opinion.- Ms frost responded.

Fuck it!- Rogue exclaimed aloud.

Marie, get out of my clas right now , I will not tolerate that lenguage in my presence- The teacher screamed.

Fine, you skanky slut, I'm outta here- rogue said as she left the room, crying out load.

Man is she like in PMS bitch mode or something?- Fred asked Lance but...

Mr Dukes! I will not tolerate that in my class either get out now!!!.

Okay, it's not like I'm missing something here- Fred said as he left.

Emma Frost took a deep breath. Okay, - she said softly , - Yes, Mr. Tolensky?

Yo, I was just wondering, is it true that you can like , use the tongue for...

Out!!!, and straight to Mr Kelly`s office . Emma yelled before he finished.

Just great , ya know , im starting to thing theres a toad discrimination movement in this fucking highschool. , Iodd said as he was on his way out.

Okay , those anyone have some unfreakish question around her- Kitty extended her arm.- Yes Miss Pryde?.

I ws just like ,wondering if it was like , ya know , safe to have sex during you know ,-her voice wimpered as he blushed more every second � an earthquake?.

THUMPP!!

Mr Alvers!! ,- Emma screamed- get up right now , and stop eating that damn sandwich in my classroom!!.

Eh , miss, I think he is choking- Tabitha said , gazing at lance , who reached for his water bottle.

I cant breathe , -Lance muttered in pain. as the obstruction left his throat.

Yo Alvers , Scott yelled , - How come ya still red � ... hey get him offa me..

Im gonna kick your ass you shithead- Lance screamed as he jumped ove Scott , who was tryng to hit him too.

BOTH OF GET YOU ASSES OUTTA HERE NOW!- the teacher screamed as she breaked them apart.

30 minutes and lots of expelled students later.

Okay ,Duncan , since you and ms grey are the only ones left , spit know before my valium wears out okay?-Emma said in tone of voice that denoted a lack of love for life.

Well , -Duncan said � I was wondering if itss afe to have , you now , a lot of sexual couples and .. owwwwwwwww , holy shit! , that hurts. � he screamed as he grabbed his groin with both hands and started rolling around the floor in pain.

Lemme take a look,!- Emma said as she dismised Jean from the room.

Holy crap kid! , How did ya get it in there?- she cried the moment she got to see what was troubling the young boy.

Gee , i wonder how he did?- jean thought as she leaved the hall.

One week later at the Institute:

It looks like the school dropped their sexual education plan � Xavier said - so I guess one of you will have to-

He founded himself alone in the room before he finished , as Logan , Ororo and Hank got away faster than thought.

Well, he said � Fuck it then.

Ya like it , its a tad short , but i wrote it at 3 am so..