Disclaimer: X-Men: Evolution and all it's characters are owned by Marvel Comics and Kids WB. Dysentery Gary is owned by Blink 182. The daggy idea is owned by me, Loki Loire.
Author�s Notes: One of my earlier works. The scene is taht Lance has (somehow) gotten himself stuck at camp, sharing a cabin with Kitty and Kurt, no less. Oh, and did I mention that K 'n' K are snogging eachother like there's no tomorrow?
Dysentery Gary
By Dee~whY~Cee~aRe aka Loki Loire ([email protected])
Got a lotta heartache
He�s a fucken weasel
His issues make my mind ache
Want to make a deal
Cause I love your little motions
You do with your pigtails
What a nice creation
Worth another night in jail
It�s not fair. Stupid Fuzzy. Asshole. The X-Geeks are so �Holier-Than-Thou� it makes me wanna puke. How can Kitty hang out with those losers? She�s perfect. She could hang out with us cool people at the Brotherhood, but no she hangs out voluntarily with those goody-goody geeks!
He�s a player, diarrhea giver, trying to grow his hair out
When friends were listening to Slayer
I would like to find him Friday night
Hanging out with mom and trying on his father�s tights
Life just sucks, I lost the one, I�m giving up, she found someone
There�s plenty more, girls are such a drag
I hate fuzzy! He gives long hair a bad name with his ratty fuzz on his head. I bet every Friday night that we don�t attack them, all the X-Geeks do is just act all cutesy and try on each-other�s clothes. I�m gonna take a picture of Fuzzy and superimpose the image of a dress onto him! What does he see in that stupid blue freak anyway? I�m sick of chasing her when I know that she�s always gonna go back to that bastard Fuzzball. Pietro�s always saying that there are more girls out there, but if any others are like Kitty, forget it and I�ll stay single until she sees how much better I am!
So all you little ladies
Be sure to choose the right guys
You�ll come back to me maybe
I�ll shower you with lies
Got a lotta heartache
He�s a fucken weasel
Decisions make my mind ache
Want to make a deal?
Why are all the girls so in love with those goody-goody X-Freaks? Us Brotherhoods guys are much better looking! Well, except for Todd and Fred... The reason that Kitty is so perfect for me is that she understands about mutants and stuff so there�s no prejudice or crap like that. Maybe I should ask her what the fuck she sees in Fuzzball�. But that could cause me considerable embarrassment. Ugh, how can decisions when we�re fighting be so easy and simple stuff like this so hard? Man, now I�ve got a head ache. This is all Fuzzy�s fault!
Ease away the problems and the pain
The girl chose the one guy who made you want to kick and scream
All along you wish that she would stay
Fuck the guy who took and ran away, yeah
He�s a player, diarrhea giver, trying to grow his hair out
When friends were listening to Slayer
I would like to find him Friday night
Hanging out with mom and trying on his father�s tights
Why Fuzzy? Even someone like Paul or possibly Duncan would be better! But not the Fuzzball from the grotesque blue lagoon! Why couldn�t she just stay long enough for me to say that I loved her? Now she�s off somewhere thinking I invited her to a movie I didn�t know she hated to accidentally shove soda in her face. Fuzzy�s always trying to act cool but never succeeding. What does she see in that tryhard asshole?
Fuck this place
I lost the war
I hate you all
Your mom�s a whore
Where�s my dog?
Cause girls are such a drag!
Fuck this stupid camp! Fuzzy beat me temporarily. I hate both of the stupid X-Geeks. Where�s that dog? Oh wait, we don�t have a dog. Too bad, dogs are meant to calm your nerves and Kitty would go for a guy who likes animals. Hmm, if I got a dog then Kitty would like me! Then again, maybe I should just get a life instead of trying to impress her. Farewell, Fuzzball and Kitty, I will be back with a water pistol to shower you with!
A/N: Man, Lance can be bloody angry when he wants to... ^^;